One day a little boy attempted to toast jello in his mom's toaster. The resulting electrical short combined with the gelatin and residual carbon particles residing in the toaster resulted in a mutant molecule. This mutant molecule attached to a water molecule when mom cleaned up the mess. Once it was washed down the drain, the world was its oyster and it spread like the plague, contaminating the world's entire water supply within days. After another month, it built up in people's brains, producing zombies upon death.
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Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.
Last edited by Cyreen; 09/09/2012 at 12:53 pm.
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