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GamingDragon316 · 09/26/2012, 04:03 pm

*Looks at zombie and puts on sunglasses* You got a purrty mouth *Hits zombie with a shovel or whatever i have in my hands*

SpikeJack1 · 09/26/2012, 04:55 pm

"You bite like a Dairy Farmer"
Urban Lee style: "This is gonna happen pretty fast"
Small 'Car' Carley style: "Back off!"
"FOR CARLEY!RAAARGH!"

Or probably what I'd say:
Fight...
"C'mon then, ya rotten meatbags! Eat THIS!"
...or flight
"Oh crap...crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapCRAAAAAAP!"

ozzmann · 09/26/2012, 07:59 pm

LEE: Peter..the dead are coming back to life, I'm sorry,Your entire family is dead. We have to leave now or we will be dead Too!
PETER:

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Zombies are Awesome! · 09/26/2012, 08:14 pm

"Here I am zombies! Your personal ticket back to hell!"

This one^^^^

Im sending the Zombies back to hell where they belong!

Acadias · 09/28/2012, 10:06 am

I'll have what shes having

SilencerSteven · 09/28/2012, 11:15 am

Things just got serious *looks at camera* Dead serious.

ItsMeArmani · 09/28/2012, 12:54 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilencerSteven

Things just got serious *looks at camera* Dead serious.

lol nice

craftyard · 09/28/2012, 03:28 pm

I like to think I'd think up something witty or dramatic to say.

Realistically though, it would probably be something along the lines of FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

kirby18 · 09/28/2012, 08:44 pm

"this is why we cant have nice things"

AsariTears · 10/01/2012, 08:04 pm

"I've got something you can chew on.." *pulls out sawed-off shotgun*

"You say zombie, I say 'how do you want it to die?'" *opens trunk of car revealing arsenal of weapons*

"You smell like my dog's stink hole.." *shoots zombie*

"If they're undead, let's go make them undie." *kicks open door*

"Walkers, you call them? I'm gonna go make them crawlers." *reloads gun*

"you made this junkyard dog mad, and he bites just as hard." *Cuts off zombie head*

My fav...

*Hero is cleaning her face of blood with a towel she found when she sees a zombie in the distance..*

"Hey! Zombie!?" *zombie turns around*
"You got some shit on your face." *zombie moans, walking over with arms out.*
"Don't worry, I'll get it for you.." *wraps towel around the pistol barrel (creating a silencer) and shoots the zombie through the face.*
*Zombie falls to ground* "You're welcome."

Master of Aeons · 10/01/2012, 09:36 pm

"Hey, deadhead. Take a bite of peach."

Tymes Rhymes · 10/01/2012, 11:06 pm

"Shit! I forgot the fucking pancake mix!"

Drake Sigar · 10/02/2012, 04:05 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tymes Rhymes

"Shit! I forgot the fucking pancake mix!"

It's time to kick ass and make pancakes, and I'm all outta Aunt Jemima.

SpikeJack1 · 10/02/2012, 12:36 pm

How bout "I came here to lie about my past and kick walker ass...and I'm all done with lying"

Chanut_N · 10/03/2012, 01:57 am

Here is my favorite line so far

"......."

Noname215 · 10/03/2012, 01:58 pm

Eat this, Zom-BITCH!!!
*blows head off with shotgun*

Milosuperspesh · 10/03/2012, 02:36 pm

i ain't gotta outrun them i just have to out run you..

or not bother with words cos walkers don't understand so i'd just kill em (again)

thestalkinghead · 10/03/2012, 11:08 pm

"she doesn't even care about my brains, she just looks at me like a piece of meat" pull out expanding foam filler "well, eat this" shove rigged expanding foam in her mouth and walk away slowly not looking back as she expands then explodes

Jodie M · 10/04/2012, 05:09 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilencerSteven

Things just got serious *looks at camera* Dead serious.

This one made me laugh lol

ozzmann · 10/05/2012, 08:09 am

Momma always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them!
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View Poll Results: Vote on the best example epic one liner....
"Shit just got real..."	19	40.43%
"Its time to kick some zombie a**!"	4	8.51%
"Aww hell nah! Its time to get the hell out of here!"	6	12.77%
"Gimme dat gun......its show time.." epic grin	7	14.89%
"Here I am zombies! Your personal ticket back to hell!"	11	23.40%
Voters: 47. You may not vote on this poll

09/26/2012, 04:03 pm	#21
GamingDragon316 All Hail the DragonSlayer Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Planet Mars Posts: 135	Looks at zombie and puts on sunglasses You got a purrty mouth Hits zombie with a shovel or whatever i have in my hands __________________ CLICK ON HERE TO Th3DragonSlay3r

09/26/2012, 04:55 pm	#22
SpikeJack1 Noble Knight, Sir. Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: England--up north Posts: 74	"You bite like a Dairy Farmer" Urban Lee style: "This is gonna happen pretty fast" Small 'Car' Carley style: "Back off!" "FOR CARLEY!RAAARGH!" Or probably what I'd say: Fight... "C'mon then, ya rotten meatbags! Eat THIS!" ...or flight "Oh crap...crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapCRAAAAAAP!" __________________ Carley! To show my undying love for thee...LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE! Even if you do have a problem with batteries!

09/26/2012, 07:59 pm	#23
ozzmann Banned Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 220	1 liner LEE: Peter..the dead are coming back to life, I'm sorry,Your entire family is dead. We have to leave now or we will be dead Too! PETER: 31e871cd_Go_On.jpg

09/26/2012, 08:14 pm	#24
Zombies are Awesome! #1 Kenny Fan! Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Maryland Posts: 361	"Here I am zombies! Your personal ticket back to hell!" This one^^^^ Im sending the Zombies back to hell where they belong! __________________ Team Kenny!

09/28/2012, 10:06 am	#25
Acadias Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Virginia Posts: 219	I'll have what shes having __________________ Sometimes I feel a bullet would solve all my problems

09/28/2012, 11:15 am	#26
SilencerSteven Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Earth. Posts: 56	Things just got serious looks at camera Dead serious. __________________ Xbox Live Gamertag: Silencer Steven "What you call living life, I call dying slow" think about that one :P

09/28/2012, 03:28 pm	#28
craftyard Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 36	I like to think I'd think up something witty or dramatic to say. Realistically though, it would probably be something along the lines of FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

09/28/2012, 08:44 pm	#29
kirby18 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 268	"this is why we cant have nice things"

10/01/2012, 08:04 pm	#30
AsariTears Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Thessia Posts: 164	"I've got something you can chew on.." pulls out sawed-off shotgun "You say zombie, I say 'how do you want it to die?'" opens trunk of car revealing arsenal of weapons "You smell like my dog's stink hole.." shoots zombie "If they're undead, let's go make them undie." kicks open door "Walkers, you call them? I'm gonna go make them crawlers." reloads gun "you made this junkyard dog mad, and he bites just as hard." Cuts off zombie head My fav... Hero is cleaning her face of blood with a towel she found when she sees a zombie in the distance.. "Hey! Zombie!?" zombie turns around "You got some shit on your face." zombie moans, walking over with arms out. "Don't worry, I'll get it for you.." wraps towel around the pistol barrel (creating a silencer) and shoots the zombie through the face. Zombie falls to ground "You're welcome." __________________ "A candle loses nothing of it's light by lighting another candle" ..... Unless you live in a post apocalyptic zombie wasteland. Last edited by AsariTears; 10/01/2012 at 08:10 pm.

10/01/2012, 09:36 pm	#31
Master of Aeons Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,684	"Hey, deadhead. Take a bite of peach."

10/01/2012, 11:06 pm	#32
Tymes Rhymes Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 17	"Shit! I forgot the fucking pancake mix!" __________________ http://www.youtube.com/TymesRhymes

10/02/2012, 12:36 pm	#34
SpikeJack1 Noble Knight, Sir. Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: England--up north Posts: 74	How bout "I came here to lie about my past and kick walker ass...and I'm all done with lying" __________________ Carley! To show my undying love for thee...LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE! Even if you do have a problem with batteries!

10/03/2012, 01:57 am	#35
Chanut_N Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 103	Here is my favorite line so far "......."

10/03/2012, 01:58 pm	#36
Noname215 Thing From Another World Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Where the sun don’t shine Posts: 736	Eat this, Zom-BITCH!!! blows head off with shotgun __________________ There is treachery afoot! (Shifts eyes) Currently writing: A Telltale Murder Mystery (Coming Soon in either mid/late 2013 or early 2014)

10/03/2012, 02:36 pm	#37
Milosuperspesh V3.0 The shining Join Date: May 2011 Location: Wai soh Sirius ? Posts: 3,167	i ain't gotta outrun them i just have to out run you.. or not bother with words cos walkers don't understand so i'd just kill em (again) __________________ https://www.facebook.com/pages/KIQCS/311661538927832 I am Sir Milo of Smeg https://www.facebook.com/#!/SaveCarley My soul tastes like butterscotch pudding Mentored by Mr flibble Sorry the aloe vera ran out for those burns.

10/03/2012, 11:08 pm	#38
thestalkinghead stay safe Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,895	"she doesn't even care about my brains, she just looks at me like a piece of meat" pull out expanding foam filler "well, eat this" shove rigged expanding foam in her mouth and walk away slowly not looking back as she expands then explodes

10/05/2012, 08:09 am	#40
ozzmann Banned Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 220	Momma always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them! 546661_337046719721340_370302945_n.jpg

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