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View Poll Results: Vote on the best example epic one liner....
"Shit just got real..." 19 40.43%
"Its time to kick some zombie a**!" 4 8.51%
"Aww hell nah! Its time to get the hell out of here!" 6 12.77%
"Gimme dat gun......its show time.." *epic grin* 7 14.89%
"Here I am zombies! Your personal ticket back to hell!" 11 23.40%
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Old 09/25/2012, 07:19 pm   #1
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Default What would YOUR epic one liner be in a ZA?

Imagine yourself as a Samuel L Jackson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or some other epic/cheesy/badass one liner spitting hero. If you were this hero and you saw your first horde coming after you........

What would your one liner be? Make it fun!
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Old 09/25/2012, 07:52 pm   #2
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"HOLY CRAP GUYS! I forgot to feed my cat this morning! Hey, what's that mob of sickly looking people doing coming toward us... I'll go see if they're ok...
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Old 09/25/2012, 07:54 pm   #3
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"HOLY CRAP GUYS! I forgot to feed my cat this morning! Hey, what's that mob of sickly looking people doing coming toward us... I'll go see if they're ok...
lol 9/10, you win dear sir/ma'am.
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Old 09/25/2012, 08:42 pm   #4
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You want some more?!?! Aaaaahhhhhh!
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Old 09/25/2012, 08:54 pm   #5
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Old 09/25/2012, 09:33 pm   #6
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Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! (from the top of my mountain)
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Old 09/26/2012, 02:26 am   #7
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I have had it with these motha fucking walkers on this motha fucking train!
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Old 09/26/2012, 04:39 am   #8
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None of these, they all suck.
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Old 09/26/2012, 06:03 am   #9
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"HOLY CRAP GUYS! I forgot to feed my cat this morning! Hey, what's that mob of sickly looking people doing coming toward us... I'll go see if they're ok...
bit of a mouth full and there fore too long...


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Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! (from the top of my mountain)
smart move babeh

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I have had it with these motha fucking walkers on this motha fucking train!
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None of these, they all suck.
not as much as that does...

as for me a one line has to be short and sweet so to paraphrase a few...
points go to those who know em

who ordered the wuppass fajhitas ?

ding dong muthfukers ding dong !

say hello to my lil friend !

hasta la vista baby

any else feel like river dancing ?

you best be close to your jesus boy

who are you ? i'm batman

look at your legs they AIN'T ON !

Labotomize !

thats gonna hurt

do you feel lucky ? do ya, punk ?

great scott !

when this baby hit 88 mph you're gonna see some serious shit !

you not thinking 4th dimensionally

did you rip that off ?
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Undead-y THIS!
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Old 09/26/2012, 08:52 am   #11
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Oh god this is nothing like it was in the games I used to play... ::drops weapon and runs away::
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Old 09/26/2012, 09:25 am   #12
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"Woot!", "Boo-ya", "OWNED" or "heheheheh". (after every zombie headshot)
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None of these, they all suck.
Mine was from Resident Evil. Jerk.
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Old 09/26/2012, 11:08 am   #14
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It's just been revoked.
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Old 09/26/2012, 12:12 pm   #15
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I like turtles.
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i would do a terminator stunt. *kicks down front door* "I'll Be Back"
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Old 09/26/2012, 12:40 pm   #17
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Time to make the undead... *puts on sunglasses* plain dead. YEEEEEEEAH!

Something wrong, zombies? You came here prepared to find lunch, and instead you found... a god!
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Old 09/26/2012, 02:21 pm   #18
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Boogity Boogity Boogity.. Let's go huntin' boys!
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"Eat this!"
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Old 09/26/2012, 03:14 pm   #20
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Excuse me Sir, did you just call me a "Woarwrrrlllll"?
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