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Old 04/01/2011, 10:57 am   #1
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Default Envelotech: Help Wanted!

See today's exciting announcement here.


So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.



[ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[ ] Over the age of 18?

[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[ ] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[ ] Would you be missed?

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[ ] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[ ] Willing to work weekends?



It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!

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Old 04/01/2011, 11:00 am   #2
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Pick me pick me! I'd be perfect for Jurassic Park!
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Old 04/01/2011, 11:02 am   #3
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Pick me pick me! I'd be perfect for Jurassic Park!
I'm better than Niki pick me!
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I'm better than Niki pick me!
You won't get any soft resets, you know.

On an unrelated note, I'd like to submit my application for a Sam and Max tester. I've always wanted to try the taste of Old Nipples.
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Old 04/01/2011, 11:07 am   #5
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[X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[X] Over the age of 18?

[Y] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[X] Do you have medical insurance?

[spoon] Any history of mental illness?

[X] Are you the current head of your household?

[A] Are you an orphan?

[B] Would you be missed?
Depends on what you throw.

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
"Inflammable", maybe.

[X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
999,876

[X] Do you wear vests?
Preferably bullet-proof

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
I have a weak stomach, but I keep in in a jar in the basement.

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
BANANG!

[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
By sight, or by taste?

[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
I'm never able to think clearly.

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
No, I'm used to it by now.

[ ] Willing to work weekends?
NEVER!

I'll take my job now, please.

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Old 04/01/2011, 11:08 am   #6
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[W] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[Y] Over the age of 18?

[X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[Z] Do you have medical insurance?

[Mental illness? HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW..I'LL KILL YOU.] Any history of mental illness?

[No, my Dad's head is still in my house.] Are you the current head of your household?

[X] Are you an orphan?

[ ] Would you be missed?

[That depends on whether I'm THE DEVIL or not.] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[Only the look of delight I get when I KILL.] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[X] Do you wear vests?

[BLAAARGH. Cough cough. Nope.] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[GRAAARGH! What are these damn animals!?] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[I hear them!] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[It hurts it hurts it hurts.] Willing to work weekends?
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Old 04/01/2011, 11:09 am   #7
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Fawful looks like a sure-hire.
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Old 04/01/2011, 11:14 am   #8
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[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
I'm rated up to 105 kilopascals!
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Old 04/01/2011, 11:26 am   #9
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Come to think of it, you'll probably still get complaints about the user controls.
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Old 04/01/2011, 11:30 am   #10
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See today's exciting announcement here.


So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.



[ x] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[x ] Over the age of 18?

[x ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[x ] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[x ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[ ] Would you be missed?

[ x] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[ x] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[x ] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[x ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[ x] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[x ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[x ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[x ] Willing to work weekends?



It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!
All ready sign me up!!!!!
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Old 04/01/2011, 11:33 am   #11
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I qualify for everything but being a fan of Telltale games... If you guys would just add team deathmatch modes to Puzzle Agent, I might be able to say otherwise...
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Old 04/01/2011, 11:42 am   #12
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See today's exciting announcement here.


So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.



[x ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[x ] Over the age of 18?

[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[ x] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[x ] Would you be missed?

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[x ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[x ] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[x ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[x ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[x ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[x ] Willing to work weekends?



It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!
Hope I get picked.
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The answer to everything is YES. Except over 18, but let's just say yes just so they're all the same.
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Old 04/01/2011, 12:10 pm   #14
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[Yes] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[No] Over the age of 18?

[Yes] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[Maybe] Do you have medical insurance?

[Maybe] Any history of mental illness?

[Maybe] Are you the current head of your household?

[No] Are you an orphan?

[No] Would you be missed?

[Yes] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[Maybe] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[Yes] Do you wear vests?

[Maybe] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[No] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[Maybe] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[Maybe] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[Yes] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[Maybe] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[Yes] Willing to work weekends?

ill now take my job (with artwork and video test, and also an actor or a voice) please?

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Old 04/01/2011, 12:31 pm   #15
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[X ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[ ] Over the age of 18?

[X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[X] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[X] Would you be missed?

[X only if prefaced with the word NOT] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[X and Fine Leather Jackets.] Do you wear vests?

[] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[X. I'm barely Joking] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[x] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[x] Willing to work weekends?

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[X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[ ] Over the age of 18?

[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[X] Do you have medical insurance?

[X] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[X] Would you be missed?

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[ ] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[x] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[x] Willing to work weekends?
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Old 04/01/2011, 12:50 pm   #18
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Are you a fan of Telltale Games? Yes!

Over the age of 18? Yes!

Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes? I haven't yet tried.

Do you have medical insurance? Only the free kind.

Any history of mental illness? Not that I know of. But if I were mentally ill, I would say that, wouldn't I?!

Are you the current head of your household? No. I think my cat has the most power in this household.

Are you an orphan? Unless I'm being lied to, no.

Would you be missed? Probably. I do my fair share of cleaning around here so they may notice the difference after a few weeks.

Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself? I shall take the safe option and say no.

Do you have a limited number of facial expressions? Yes. I'm either smiling or frowning.

Do you wear vests? Only once. But it was a really cold day.

Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns? I need my daily dose of cheese. That's about it.

Are you allergic to cheetahs? Well, I'm not allergic to my cat so I think it's safe to say no.

Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life? It would be... if only I liked the taste of bananas.

Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus? Yes. They're spelt differently.

Ability to think clearly under pressure? Send me a few hundred feet underwater and I'll tell you.

Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises? No. Especially when in a zoo.

Willing to work weekends? I already do.

I can't help but feel I don't really qualify.
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See my vest, see my vest...
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[X] Do you wear vests?

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[X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

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