I've got this winning formula. It took me about 2 hours to come up with it, but I am proud to present the....
Idiots guide to turning David Hasselhoff into a Bernard for the Manic Mansion Movie
Okay, let's begin. We are going to make the following assumptions...
1. Benard is a stereo-typical nerd.
2.David Hasselhoff can act, (yeah, yeah, I know...)
3.The movie has a blockbuster budget to spend on David Hasselhoff's "re-education".
Now, we all no what makes a stereo-typical nerd. Heres a short list.
Greesy skin
No muscles
Glasses
Brains
Heres what makes a David Hasselhoff...
Muscles
Clear skin
Idiocy
20/20 vision
Chest Hair.
Hmmmm, we have some work ahead of us. I've taken that to form a basic equation for turning Bernard into Hasselhoff.
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Ahhh, yeah. I'm sorry you had too see that. We have to reverse the process to find the Benard inside Hasselhoff.
Stage 1: We beat him half to death every day, with a 2 and a 1/2 ton dictionary while he is forced into a part time job at a take away store and he sits down for twelve hours of his spare time a day into learning programing. This is for the first 1-3 weeks of the programs.
Stage 2: He starts spending 1 hour a day in a vat of chicken grease and is forced to listen to classical music until the rock side of him is worn out. He also starts wearing dorky clothes and training glasses.
Stage 3: Give him a script for the movie and shove him in a closet with brendon.
When he emerges you will have your Bernard.