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Murray the Chao · 07/04/2008, 03:45 pm

Just wanted to wish you Americans (and that means you, President Max!) a happy 4th! It was 232 years ago our founding fathers declared independence, and created our country through toil, sweat, and a dive through the window (a Hoagie-caused fire was to blame for THAT.)

someguyfromazoo · 07/04/2008, 04:13 pm

America, America, doot doot doot doot doot doooo...

Tandy 400 · 07/04/2008, 05:21 pm

Oh, say can you see?
If not, you are blind.
I forgot the lyrics
so why am I still here?

In the land of the fleas
And the home of the Braves

Sorry if that offended anyone. It's not meant to. I AM American and I DO know the lyrics. ....kind of.

someguyfromazoo · 07/04/2008, 05:55 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tandy 400

Oh, say can you see?
If not, you are blind.
I forgot the lyrics
so why am I still here?

In the land of the fleas
And the home of the Braves

Sorry if that offended anyone. It's not meant to. I AM American and I DO know the lyrics. ....kind of.

Me too.

**Jake** · 07/04/2008, 10:07 pm

edit: Whoa look at the "lens flare" on that eagle! Don't know how I missed it before. I hope they tone that down before the Wii box ships!!

vyperspit · 07/05/2008, 08:37 am

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are doomed to live a life of detachment from reality, as well as looseness of morals.

sam&maxfreelancepolice · 07/06/2008, 05:55 pm

I celebrated the 4th the good 'ol American way!
By abusing the personal freedoms this great country of ours offers!
For starters I played an exicting game of Fizzball in our local park until some beer can flak took out a joggers eye,after that a bunch of the players seemed to lose interest in the game and suddenly remembered that "there was this thing that they forgot they needed to do".
After all that foamy skin ripping excitement I decided to take a much needed nap on the hood of the DeSoto,only to be rudely woken from my wistfully violent reverie by a big ill tempered cop with tuna breath and a baton that looked to have seen much more than its normal amount of service who decided to write me a ticket for parking my DeSoto across three handicapped parking spaces...He didnt seem to care when I explained that I had to park that way to unload the mountainous stack of beer so the players could start batting practice...(several minors eagerly helped me in this task!) in fact it seemed to make him more angry...he said something nonsensical about open containers in a public park...but thankfully I had enough cheap evil smelling beer left over to bribe the officer with!
After that Max and I drank a ton of vintage "funny face" drink mix from 1964 that we had been saving for a special ocassion like the 4th of July....(or Anteater awareness week.).....you know the good stuff with cyclamates!
after an intense laughing jag brought on by the crude yet undeniably funny ethnic stereotype on the package of "chinese cherry" things got all fuzzy and vauge and I awoke the next day in a rancid pool of sticky otter pop packages and expired pimento loaf.
Man thats the last time I mix Funny face & otter pops!
Happy fourth everyone!

tabacco · 07/06/2008, 08:45 pm

Although I find (some of) the new Muppet performers to be only so-so, this is pretty quality:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDA9NbPAK8o

splash1 · 07/11/2008, 10:12 am

his face reminds me of a avatar somewhere on this forum.....
oh yes! Jake your avatar looks nice as Sam

07/04/2008, 03:45 pm	#1
Murray the Chao Lover of Chao(+ Lungfish) Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 446	Happy Independence Day! Just wanted to wish you Americans (and that means you, President Max!) a happy 4th! It was 232 years ago our founding fathers declared independence, and created our country through toil, sweat, and a dive through the window (a Hoagie-caused fire was to blame for THAT.)

07/04/2008, 04:13 pm	#2
someguyfromazoo I Feel Asleep Join Date: May 2008 Location: Strong Badian Zoo Posts: 1,607	America, America, doot doot doot doot doot doooo... __________________ WE'RE A DANGER TO OURSELF AND OTHERS! MST3K, Never forget. Look up there, in the sky... it's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S A FLYING WHATCHAMACALLIT! One of the funniest Youtube Channels I have seen, this is my favorite video. (Warning, possibly offensive language.)

07/04/2008, 10:07 pm	#5
Jake Telltale Team Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,843	edit: Whoa look at the "lens flare" on that eagle! Don't know how I missed it before. I hope they tone that down before the Wii box ships!! Last edited by Jake; 07/05/2008 at 08:38 am.

07/06/2008, 05:55 pm	#7
sam&maxfreelancepolice you crack me up Max! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A 1960 DESOTO THATS BEARING DOWN ON YOU! Posts: 74	I celebrated the 4th the good 'ol American way! By abusing the personal freedoms this great country of ours offers! For starters I played an exicting game of Fizzball in our local park until some beer can flak took out a joggers eye,after that a bunch of the players seemed to lose interest in the game and suddenly remembered that "there was this thing that they forgot they needed to do". After all that foamy skin ripping excitement I decided to take a much needed nap on the hood of the DeSoto,only to be rudely woken from my wistfully violent reverie by a big ill tempered cop with tuna breath and a baton that looked to have seen much more than its normal amount of service who decided to write me a ticket for parking my DeSoto across three handicapped parking spaces...He didnt seem to care when I explained that I had to park that way to unload the mountainous stack of beer so the players could start batting practice...(several minors eagerly helped me in this task!) in fact it seemed to make him more angry...he said something nonsensical about open containers in a public park...but thankfully I had enough cheap evil smelling beer left over to bribe the officer with! After that Max and I drank a ton of vintage "funny face" drink mix from 1964 that we had been saving for a special ocassion like the 4th of July....(or Anteater awareness week.).....you know the good stuff with cyclamates! after an intense laughing jag brought on by the crude yet undeniably funny ethnic stereotype on the package of "chinese cherry" things got all fuzzy and vauge and I awoke the next day in a rancid pool of sticky otter pop packages and expired pimento loaf. Man thats the last time I mix Funny face & otter pops! Happy fourth everyone! __________________ Sam:"Max,is that motorcycle still rattling around under there?" Max:"Uh,I think its mostly gone now" Last edited by sam&maxfreelancepolice; 08/20/2008 at 05:37 pm.

07/11/2008, 10:12 am	#9
splash1 Electric Tuna Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jungle Subway Posts: 2,588	his face reminds me of a avatar somewhere on this forum..... oh yes! Jake your avatar looks nice as Sam __________________ *inFamous, is the best game ever and you can't say it isn't cause it would a lie!!! SO THERE! Sam: "This goes down to fiery bowls of America's filthiest city." Max*: "You've been listening to my inner bathroom narration again!"

07/04/2008, 05:21 pm	#3
Tandy 400 Broken Computer Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Indiana: The state Matt & Mike Chapman are from! Posts: 292	Oh, say can you see? If not, you are blind. I forgot the lyrics so why am I still here? In the land of the fleas And the home of the Braves Sorry if that offended anyone. It's not meant to. I AM American and I DO know the lyrics. ....kind of.

07/05/2008, 08:37 am	#6
vyperspit One of the stranded Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 262	We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are doomed to live a life of detachment from reality, as well as looseness of morals.

07/06/2008, 08:45 pm	#8
tabacco I Feel Fantastic Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Marin County, CA Posts: 2,129	Although I find (some of) the new Muppet performers to be only so-so, this is pretty quality: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDA9NbPAK8o

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