You Know Your Obsessed With Sam and Max/Telltale When...

[Pantagruel's Friend]

Originally Posted by Compy 386

...you despise former child stars.

this one is perfectly normal, actually

[Compy 386]

Originally Posted by Pantagruel's Friend

this one is perfectly normal, actually

I hate to break it to you, but...

[Compy 386]

...you consider anything under $100,000 an unbelivable bargan.

...you cover your head when a security alarm goes off.

...if you get called by your boss, you say "It's the Commisioner!"

...you drive on the sidewalk when no one's looking/there.

[Maxilyah]

You constantly urge people to vote for Max on election day.

[Pantagruel's Friend]

Originally Posted by Compy 386

I hate to break it to you, but...

But? Go ahead, I dare you

[Maxilyah]

You see a stray cat and you say, "It's adorable, let's take it home and put tape on its feet."

[TD103]

...you can't survive drawing them. Like the maniac here http://tomboydudet103.deviantart.com/

...And you realize the duo invaded your sketchbooks, AND your brain.

...Oh and you sub - conciously blurt out the jokes Sam and Max says.

...And you talk to your pet Irish Wolfhound/ Rabbit/ Home made Sam and Max Plush and scold them for ignoring you.

...You mumble for Obama's win and say Max was more awesome.

...You talk to your phone by the name 'Bob'.

...URGE to ask Where we going Sam?

...Spaz whenever you see Steve Purcell's face.

...try to earn money to fly to comic con for the sake of meeting Purcell.

...randomly say YAHTZEE in conversations.IT'S PLAIN FUN!

...Try to paint a blue tie identical horizontal stripes like Sam does.

...doodle Max and/or Sam commenting on your homework,as your personal critiques.

...say 'Superball' during a lightning storm and say you hold ultimate power over the word.

...try to search the store for Glaze McGluffins.

...then yell "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" to the sky if there isn't any McGluffins.

...pointing out Sam's Future self in 204 as a lie and wave your Sam and Max Animated Series DVD yelling "BLASPHEMY!BLAAASPHEMY!".And say the episode "Dysfunction of The Gods" was real.

...Or vice Versa of above

...curse whenever you see a Star Wars game by LucasArts.

...download every possible Sam and Max Animated series episodes on youtube.

...sob because you don't have a wii.

...accidently call your local shopkeeper Bosco.

...will be reading this.

...store cheese in your closet.

...you will be writing these reasons.

DARN IT! MY LIST IS TOO LONG!

[TD103]

And you draw this



EVERY.SINGLE.DAAAAAAAAAAY

[Maxilyah]

You can't have a normal conversation with your friends without mentioning/being distracted by Sam and Max.

[Shwoo]

Originally Posted by TD103

...research where does Purcell lives, his routine and try to stalk him.

That's probably not a good thing to advertise.

[TD103]

Originally Posted by Shwoo

That's probably not a good thing to advertise.

It was a joke :P But I'll remove it X3

[TD103]

Originally Posted by Maxilyah

You can't have a normal conversation with your friends without mentioning/being distracted by Sam and Max.

Happens to me ALL the time

[Jade_Ottsel]

When you're driving and randomly see a group of Mariachis standing on the street, you just *barely* resist the urge to poke your head out of the car window and yell, "Hey, it's my birthday!" to them to see how they react. (heh, yes, that would be my case...and yeah, I actually did see Mariachis. That...was a weird, random day.)

[Strong Bad Fan]

When you name your dog Sam.

When you name your Rabbity thing Max.

Call your car "The Desoto"

[Maxilyah]

When your stepbrother finds a rabbit outside and you INSIST that you call him by his formal title: "Mr. President".

[StinkomanFan]

When you try to make your father believe it's a tv sitcom only interactive.

[Pantagruel's Friend]

when your boss says something along the line of "keep up the good work", and you respond with "Blargh!" (now, this isn't a true story, but it very nearly became one yesterday )

[Strong Max]

When you have, almost succesfuly, rearanged "World of Max" into a hyped-up almost-techno song on the trumpet.

[Maxilyah]

When you ask someone if they've met Auntie Alice, and if she's a kind person in reality. XD

[StrongBadinator]

When you email fisher-price and plead to them to make torture me elmers.