Last TGS card?

[Zoinker]

All right, I finished the game and found most of the collectibles, but I still haven't found all four Teen Girl Squad cards. I Got Darwin Click the fish bones in KOT's palace three times, the Tar pit Strong-Sad's bookcase and the alien Somewhere in Homsar's place, either the mysterious bush or burrowed under the ground near the cave, but the fourth one continues to elude me. Any hints please?

Otherwise, great stuff, telltale

[andy the drew]

I discovered a card by using the lighter at the barred window in the living room of the brother's strong. It was a dinosaur egg.

[Zoinker]

Nice! Never would have thought of that The bars don't look flammable . Thanks a bunch!

Now onto some Killing-stupid-teen-girls-in-improbable-ways action!

[Trogdorman]

great now uh quick question.......which girl do I use each item on?

[Zoinker]

Originally Posted by Trogdorman

great now uh quick question.......which girl do I use each item on?

That's a tricky question, since the TGS works a little differently this time around than last time In fact, you only need two of the secret cards to get the best ending, and neither of them needs to be used on a specific girl.

[Cyberlink420]

I know the Dinosaur Egg should be used right away, and the dog should be used in the Egyptian phase, and Darwin for the last one, but what are the other two?

[Diffusion]

I just got it, but it was really odd
Use the egg at the start, the chisel then the slate at the second part with the cheerleader, the dog at the Egyptian part, and Darwin at the end. Gave me the full 6k points ya im still confused too

[Zoinker]

The other two are:
The tar pit: Use at any time on any girl, instant death
The Alien: Use on any girl during the second roundUsing either won't get you the best ending, you need to use some of the normal cards for that

[ReverendTed]

You can use the wheel on So-and-So during the Egyptian phase to get another guffaw from Strong Bad.

So, to summarize, the best I've been able to do (even though it's possible to get the coveted 6000 points with less):
Egg on The Ugly One or What's-Her-Face at the first screen
Tablet then chisel on Cheerleader at the second screen
At the pyramids, wheel on So-And-So, then Dog on the one without the egg
Darwin at the last screen

[pdbugdoodle]

I am new to posting here and can't (as yet) seem to figure out how to hide spoiler info from the innocent eyes of the casual scroller...with that info I will be able to post a 6000 point result to the TGS part of the game.
Thanks, pd

[Jake]

[spoiler] secret text here [/spoiler]

[pdbugdoodle]

Jake, Thank you very much for your help!

While I would recommend attempting to solve this puzzle on your own first (because there are so many great scenes you will miss out on if you don’t), I also recognize the frustration of banging your head on the wall when you just can’t get it or don‘t have the couple of hours (it took me) to figure it out. I almost gave up right before I finally figured it out...I'm glad I didn't give up.

Once you have all of the secret TGS cards you are ready to play for the max points. From left to right the girls are “The Cheerleader“, “So-n-So“, “What’s Her Face“ & lastly we have “The Ugly One“. To avoid confusion let’s label them 1-4 from left to right. It is possible to use different girls in some of these instances, but this is the process I used to get there. Okay, here we go:

A 6000 point result

Scene: Item: Girl: Response Result:
Scene 1 use Dino Egg on 4th girl who says “A dino egg?“ Result: delayed-hatch in Section 3 @ end
Scene 1 use Alien on 4th girl who says “Wonder what…” Results: Too Stupid still!
Scene 2 use Chisel on 1st girl who says “Uh, that‘s one...” Results: Delayed (must be used w/tablet)
Scene 2 use Tablet on 1st girl who says “Dear Ogg” Result: Letter to Ogg - Snake
Scene 3 use Auto Rifle on 3rd girl who hears “Work smarter….” Results: Egyptian gunners
Scene 3 use Mammoth Suit on 3rd girl who says “Peep this retro-chic…" Result: Spe-arrowed
Scene 3 use Wheel on 2nd girl who says “Pi R squared…" Result: The Opposite of Re-entry AND THEN Dino Hatches/Meteor-ed
Scene 3 use Darwin "Fish"on 4th girl who says “Who’s that hot...“ Result: Survival of the Phattest

One alternate path is possible by using the dino egg on #2 (So-n-So) in sect 1 and then in sect 3 use the dog on #4 (The Ugly One) instead of the wheel on #2. This allows you to see the “A-noob-is” scene instead of the “The Opposite of Re-entry”. Many variations on the above are possible, you just have to play around with what you know about the items. See below for help with that.

To see amusing results for each item:

Item: Section: Girl: Result: Special Usage:
Use Tablet/Chisel together in Any section on Any girl Result: Snake Special Usage: Use both items on same girl & in same section to make sure
Use Tablet (alone) in Any section on Any girl Result: Wish invent language
Use Chisel (alone) in Any section on Any girl Result: Won’t hurt
Use Ribbon in section 3 on Any girl Result: Mummy
Use Ribbon in section 1-2 on Any girl Result: Hair Ribbon
Use Mammoth Suit in section 1 on Any girl Result: Stampede
Use Mammoth Suit in section 2-3 on Any girl Result: Spe-arrowed
Use Wheel in section 3 on girl 2 Result: Opposite of Re-entry
Use Wheel in section 1-2 on Any girl Result: Round stone
Use Auto Rifle (AR) in section 1 on Any girl Result: Oggs good shot
Use Auto Rifle (AR) in section 2 on Any girl Result: Cross-fire
Use Auto Rifle (AR) in section 3 on Any girl Result: Egyptian gunners
Use “Kitty” in Any section on Any girl Result: Angry Saber-Mama
Use Wolf Puppy in sections 1-2 on Any girl Result: Domestication
Use Wolf Puppy in section 3 on Any girl Result: A-noob-is
Use Dino Egg in section 1 on Any girl Result: Hatch Special Usage: Don’t use fatal card on her
Use Alien in section 1 on Any girl Result: Still Too Stupid
Use Alien in section 2 on Any girl Result: Odyssey Rock
Use Alien in section 3 on Any girl Result: No Cure 4 U!
Use Tar pit in Any section on Any girl Result: Research


* This list is based on my trial & error - though I can’t be 100% sure it is definitive or contains all viewable options. If you have a different result please let me know so I can update the list. I tried to be as meticulous & thorough as possible so that none/few of their fine scenes would be missed by those who aren’t able/or don't have the time to methodically sift through to find them, yet really want to see as many of the viewable options as possible.


Have fun...hope this helps,
pd

[The Tire]

I have Darwin but I can't use him