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someguyfromazoo · 09/30/2008, 04:29 pm

FATALITY

Zootch · 09/30/2008, 04:40 pm

someguyfromazoo · 09/30/2008, 04:57 pm

OR DID I?!?!?!

Note: Gray because MS Paint is screwing up.

ShaggE · 09/30/2008, 05:03 pm

Failtality!

Zootch · 09/30/2008, 05:41 pm

someguyfromazoo · 09/30/2008, 05:47 pm

BRUTALITY!!!

Zootch · 09/30/2008, 05:51 pm

Adam West beats Chuck Norris ANY day

someguyfromazoo · 09/30/2008, 07:25 pm

But neither can defeat...
WHITE DRAGON, THE SPAZTIC NINJA!!!!!!

Zootch · 09/30/2008, 08:14 pm

oops... you might have killed it

16_BIT_MARIO1 · 10/01/2008, 03:07 am

This entire thread kind of has to do with the subject, actually...

ShaggE · 10/01/2008, 05:50 am

I'll have you know that internet memes are high culture at it's most refined.

vyperspit · 10/01/2008, 07:55 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zootch

Hey, I have a very serious problem. I'm crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy crap. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy crap, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR IDIOTIC GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "SCREW YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've messed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever.

That sucks. Sorry that had happened to you. Although, I must confess that you were a bit immature. I know how your girlfriend felt, because my cat died four years ago, and I was so sad. Shame on you, dumbnut! Your girlfriend was coming to you for support, and you senselessly smacked her just because she destroyed your DS! So what if you were trying to catch a shiny Pokemon; its still just a game! What is it about an animal made out pixels matter more than a real one that matters alot to your girlfriend? I'm afraid you are on your own with this problem. As been said, good luck with your relationship

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16_BIT_MARIO1 · 10/01/2008, 01:12 pm

This is what happened to me in Gym class today, artistically rendered in only the finest of MS Paints.

Shambling Corporate Poster · 10/01/2008, 01:45 pm

Wow Zootch... I wonder if I should feel reallllyyy sorrry, or chuckle a bit... D=

Now then: My encounter of idiocity:

I sit on a park bench watching a couple across from me courting (AKA flirting and making out). I think: "How nice and sweet!" Then, another man walks up to them and starts shouting,
"You Two-timing Broad! How could you?! I hate you, etc."

Then the woman says, "Who are you?! I don't know you... do you?" The Other Man shakes his head. The Man who was shouting stops, and stares, mouth open. Then says, "Sorry I thought you were... er... someone else." He proceeds to apologize, and run off.

I'm glad SOMEONE can identify their Girlfriend.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · 10/01/2008, 01:51 pm

Male Student 1:"She and I broke up. I think... did we?"
Female Student:"I can't remember..."
Male Student 1:"I think we did..."
Male Student 2:"You two break up every other day. Let's just say you're broken up."
Former Boy/Girlfriends:"OK..."

Shambling Corporate Poster · 10/01/2008, 01:54 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by 16_BIT_MARIO1

Male Student 1:"She and I broke up. I think... did we?"
Female Student:"I can't remember..."
Male Student 1:"I think we did..."
Male Student 2:"You two break up every other day. Let's just say you're broken up."
Former Boy/Girlfriends:"OK..."

That's what life is like in most Middle School's now a-days

16_BIT_MARIO1 · 10/01/2008, 02:01 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shambling Corporate Poster

That's what life is like in most Middle School's now a-days

Yeah, pretty much.

Zootch · 10/01/2008, 02:07 pm

One time, I posted seizure-inducing images on the National Epilepsy Foundation website

I actually think it's pretty awesome how I can physically injure people over the internet!

I deserve an award

someguyfromazoo · 10/01/2008, 02:20 pm

Meh, that isn't as seizure-inducing as Disco Mario...*Warning: Adult Content ( probably)

Zootch · 10/01/2008, 02:58 pm

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/200...-fbi-inve.html

Should I be feeling guilt right about now?

I wonder why I didn't research the public reaction until now

I also wonder who did the redirect code...

09/30/2008, 04:29 pm	#21
someguyfromazoo I Feel Asleep Join Date: May 2008 Location: Strong Badian Zoo Posts: 1,607	FATALITY __________________ WE'RE A DANGER TO OURSELF AND OTHERS! MST3K, Never forget. Look up there, in the sky... it's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S A FLYING WHATCHAMACALLIT! One of the funniest Youtube Channels I have seen, this is my favorite video. (Warning, possibly offensive language.)

09/30/2008, 04:40 pm	#22
Zootch Arkham Inmate Join Date: May 2008 Location: Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane Posts: 437	__________________ /b/TADS Part Deux?

09/30/2008, 04:57 pm	#23
someguyfromazoo I Feel Asleep Join Date: May 2008 Location: Strong Badian Zoo Posts: 1,607	OR DID I?!?!?! Note: Gray because MS Paint is screwing up. __________________ WE'RE A DANGER TO OURSELF AND OTHERS! MST3K, Never forget. Look up there, in the sky... it's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S A FLYING WHATCHAMACALLIT! One of the funniest Youtube Channels I have seen, this is my favorite video. (Warning, possibly offensive language.)

09/30/2008, 05:03 pm	#24
ShaggE Deep Mushroom Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,316	Failtality! __________________ "This grass feels funny. It feels like... pants." - Kirby A song. Also a song.

09/30/2008, 05:41 pm	#25
Zootch Arkham Inmate Join Date: May 2008 Location: Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane Posts: 437	__________________ /b/TADS Part Deux?

09/30/2008, 05:47 pm	#26
someguyfromazoo I Feel Asleep Join Date: May 2008 Location: Strong Badian Zoo Posts: 1,607	BRUTALITY!!! __________________ WE'RE A DANGER TO OURSELF AND OTHERS! MST3K, Never forget. Look up there, in the sky... it's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S A FLYING WHATCHAMACALLIT! One of the funniest Youtube Channels I have seen, this is my favorite video. (Warning, possibly offensive language.) Last edited by someguyfromazoo; 10/01/2008 at 05:15 am.

09/30/2008, 05:51 pm	#27
Zootch Arkham Inmate Join Date: May 2008 Location: Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane Posts: 437	Adam West beats Chuck Norris ANY day __________________ /b/TADS Part Deux?

09/30/2008, 07:25 pm	#28
someguyfromazoo I Feel Asleep Join Date: May 2008 Location: Strong Badian Zoo Posts: 1,607	But neither can defeat... WHITE DRAGON, THE SPAZTIC NINJA!!!!!! __________________ WE'RE A DANGER TO OURSELF AND OTHERS! MST3K, Never forget. Look up there, in the sky... it's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S A FLYING WHATCHAMACALLIT! One of the funniest Youtube Channels I have seen, this is my favorite video. (Warning, possibly offensive language.)

09/30/2008, 08:14 pm	#29
Zootch Arkham Inmate Join Date: May 2008 Location: Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane Posts: 437	oops... you might have killed it __________________ /b/TADS Part Deux?

10/01/2008, 03:07 am	#30
16_BIT_MARIO1 remember when Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: wow, wat a pic Posts: 508	This entire thread kind of has to do with the subject, actually... __________________ ([]0) HALT, CITIZEN, IT'S ROBOCOP THO

10/01/2008, 05:50 am	#31
ShaggE Deep Mushroom Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,316	I'll have you know that internet memes are high culture at it's most refined. __________________ "This grass feels funny. It feels like... pants." - Kirby A song. Also a song.

10/01/2008, 01:12 pm	#33
16_BIT_MARIO1 remember when Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: wow, wat a pic Posts: 508	This is what happened to me in Gym class today, artistically rendered in only the finest of MS Paints. __________________ ([]0) HALT, CITIZEN, IT'S ROBOCOP THO

10/01/2008, 01:45 pm	#34
Shambling Corporate Poster I Drink your Milkshake!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Blaargh!!! Shambling Corporate Presence's #1 fan! Posts: 372	Wow Zootch... I wonder if I should feel reallllyyy sorrry, or chuckle a bit... D= Now then: My encounter of idiocity: I sit on a park bench watching a couple across from me courting (AKA flirting and making out). I think: "How nice and sweet!" Then, another man walks up to them and starts shouting, "You Two-timing Broad! How could you?! I hate you, etc." Then the woman says, "Who are you?! I don't know you... do you?" The Other Man shakes his head. The Man who was shouting stops, and stares, mouth open. Then says, "Sorry I thought you were... er... someone else." He proceeds to apologize, and run off. I'm glad SOMEONE can identify their Girlfriend. __________________ Bosco-"I think my Package is ticking" Max-"That's not a very good Pick up line," Bosco- "I think my package is 'The Bomb!'" Max- "Now THAT'S a good pick up line!" Shambling! Corporate! Presence!

10/01/2008, 01:51 pm	#35
16_BIT_MARIO1 remember when Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: wow, wat a pic Posts: 508	Male Student 1:"She and I broke up. I think... did we?" Female Student:"I can't remember..." Male Student 1:"I think we did..." Male Student 2:"You two break up every other day. Let's just say you're broken up." Former Boy/Girlfriends:"OK..." __________________ ([]0) HALT, CITIZEN, IT'S ROBOCOP THO

10/01/2008, 02:07 pm	#38
Zootch Arkham Inmate Join Date: May 2008 Location: Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane Posts: 437	One time, I posted seizure-inducing images on the National Epilepsy Foundation website I actually think it's pretty awesome how I can physically injure people over the internet! I deserve an award __________________ /b/TADS Part Deux?

10/01/2008, 02:20 pm	#39
someguyfromazoo I Feel Asleep Join Date: May 2008 Location: Strong Badian Zoo Posts: 1,607	Meh, that isn't as seizure-inducing as Disco Mario...Warning: Adult Content ( probably) __________________ WE'RE A DANGER TO OURSELF AND OTHERS! MST3K, Never forget.* Look up there, in the sky... it's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S A FLYING WHATCHAMACALLIT! One of the funniest Youtube Channels I have seen, this is my favorite video. (Warning, possibly offensive language.)

10/01/2008, 02:58 pm	#40
Zootch Arkham Inmate Join Date: May 2008 Location: Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane Posts: 437	http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/200...-fbi-inve.html Should I be feeling guilt right about now? I wonder why I didn't research the public reaction until now I also wonder who did the redirect code... __________________ /b/TADS Part Deux?

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