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*Darth Marsden* · 09/01/2009, 05:40 am

Granted, but it's now so fast, you can't keep up with it and every time you try to play a game, you get killed before you know WTF.

I wish I had a decent job.

Compy 386 · 09/01/2009, 06:34 am

Granted, but it pays -$1,000/hour.

I wish I could fast-forward through time to the day my package arrives.

strobro · 09/01/2009, 05:10 pm

granted. it's actually a bomb...

prizna · 09/01/2009, 05:11 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by strobro

granted. it's actually a bomb...

make a wish

strobro · 09/01/2009, 05:22 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compy 386

Granted, but the million pounds of candy drops on you from the sky, and every small child in the state swarms the candy, eating your crushed body in the process.

ew...

it hates you and is a loud mouth and most of the words that come out of that loud mouth are swears. the bad harsh ones...

i wish for a legendary pokemon egg...

that doesn't hate me or eat me in any way or get stolen. by team rocket. or anybody. and it doesn't die... ever... and i don't die... ever... and no one gets jealous... and it doesn't kill anybody unless i tell it to... and this is uncorruptable...

Compy 386 · 09/01/2009, 07:01 pm

Granted, but it HATCHES into a Shiny Magikarp, that is to evovle into the somewhat legendary Red Gyrados... that does hate you or eats you in any way or gets stolen. by team rocket. or anybody. and it dies... soon after... and you die... soon after... and no one gets jealous, because it sucks so bad... and it doesn't kill anybody except you.

*Darth Marsden* · 09/02/2009, 12:30 am

...

I wish people would remember to make a wish.

prizna · 09/02/2009, 01:34 am

Granted, but they then wish your wish away.

I wish my dog could talk.

Compy 386 · 09/02/2009, 05:50 am

Granted, but he only talks in newspeak.

I wish I had exclusively good connections in the video game world, so I can play awesome video games a month before they release.

Darkblade07 · 09/03/2009, 02:30 pm

granted,but your connection breaks, and you get Wand of Gamelon

I wish that this wish could never go wrong

Compy 386 · 09/03/2009, 04:41 pm

Granted, but it does nothing.

I wish I knew a way to cheat the laws of physics (but not cheat them right now- I only want the knowlegde)

prizna · 09/03/2009, 04:57 pm

Granted, but knowing causes your brain to explode from trying to comprehend the knowledge.

I wish the new simpsons episodes werent so borring.

Compy 386 · 09/03/2009, 05:21 pm

Granted. Now they're mind-numingly lame and unfunny... but not boring.

I wish I was CEO of Mirosoft instead of Bill Gates.

Darkblade07 · 09/03/2009, 05:54 pm

Granted, but your so lame that your new company slowly colapses

i wish i could make money appear

prizna · 09/03/2009, 05:55 pm

make a wish!

Darkblade07 · 09/03/2009, 05:56 pm

edit^

prizna · 09/03/2009, 06:03 pm

Granted, but the money appears in my wallet.

I wish I could Teleport to anywhere i want.

Darkblade07 · 09/03/2009, 06:05 pm

granted,you teleport to McDonalds and notice that only you teleported...not your clothes

i wish i could sing

prizna · 09/03/2009, 06:11 pm

Granted, but you are signed up with a contract, and eventually get so bugged by the paparatzi that you knock one of them out and get sentenced to life in prison because of a new law that was just passed which does not alow paparatsi to be hurt in any way.

I wish i could get what ever food i want when i want it without leaving my house.

strobro · 09/03/2009, 06:14 pm

granted. you sing. badly. VERY badly. VERY badly. VERY badly. VERY badly. you sing so badly the world asplodes. it turns out it's only just your head. somehow...

i brick i had a red button to push. that splows up the world. which is just your head. and a watermellon. for some reason.

09/01/2009, 06:34 am	#762
Compy 386 OH, CHILD!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canada, for some reason... Posts: 228	Granted, but it pays -$1,000/hour. I wish I could fast-forward through time to the day my package arrives. __________________ Do not get angry at the computer. The computer is already angry enough at you.

09/01/2009, 05:10 pm	#763
strobro Boot to the head Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Strong Bad's Mount Rideplace! USA Posts: 19	granted. it's actually a bomb... __________________ Credits credits credits! watching all the credits! look at all those names go by, not as good as eating pie, i hate you all i hope you die!!!!! this movie sucks so i'll say bye! if you tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a roof, how does it land? "i regect your reality and subsitute my own!" -Adam Savage JOHN WILLAMS IS THE MAN! fail. awkward...

09/01/2009, 07:01 pm	#766
Compy 386 OH, CHILD!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canada, for some reason... Posts: 228	Granted, but it HATCHES into a Shiny Magikarp, that is to evovle into the somewhat legendary Red Gyrados... that does hate you or eats you in any way or gets stolen. by team rocket. or anybody. and it dies... soon after... and you die... soon after... and no one gets jealous, because it sucks so bad... and it doesn't kill anybody except you. __________________ Do not get angry at the computer. The computer is already angry enough at you.

09/02/2009, 05:50 am	#769
Compy 386 OH, CHILD!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canada, for some reason... Posts: 228	Granted, but he only talks in newspeak. I wish I had exclusively good connections in the video game world, so I can play awesome video games a month before they release. __________________ Do not get angry at the computer. The computer is already angry enough at you.

09/03/2009, 02:30 pm	#770
Darkblade07 ScrewtherulesIhavemoney Join Date: May 2008 Location: Venice,Ireland,Tokyo,Paris,Cairo-Not a stone bridge Posts: 393	granted,but your connection breaks, and you get Wand of Gamelon I wish that this wish could never go wrong __________________ Always a ninja! I'm back, broseph!I'm friggin back!

09/02/2009, 01:34 am	#768
prizna in on bad behaviour Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 1,268	Granted, but they then wish your wish away. I wish my dog could talk.

09/03/2009, 04:41 pm	#771
Compy 386 OH, CHILD!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canada, for some reason... Posts: 228	Granted, but it does nothing. I wish I knew a way to cheat the laws of physics (but not cheat them right now- I only want the knowlegde) __________________ Do not get angry at the computer. The computer is already angry enough at you.

09/03/2009, 04:57 pm	#772
prizna in on bad behaviour Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 1,268	Granted, but knowing causes your brain to explode from trying to comprehend the knowledge. I wish the new simpsons episodes werent so borring.

09/03/2009, 05:21 pm	#773
Compy 386 OH, CHILD!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canada, for some reason... Posts: 228	Granted. Now they're mind-numingly lame and unfunny... but not boring. I wish I was CEO of Mirosoft instead of Bill Gates. __________________ Do not get angry at the computer. The computer is already angry enough at you.

09/03/2009, 05:54 pm	#774
Darkblade07 ScrewtherulesIhavemoney Join Date: May 2008 Location: Venice,Ireland,Tokyo,Paris,Cairo-Not a stone bridge Posts: 393	Granted, but your so lame that your new company slowly colapses i wish i could make money appear __________________ Always a ninja! I'm back, broseph!I'm friggin back!

09/03/2009, 05:55 pm	#775
prizna in on bad behaviour Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 1,268	make a wish!

09/03/2009, 05:56 pm	#776
Darkblade07 ScrewtherulesIhavemoney Join Date: May 2008 Location: Venice,Ireland,Tokyo,Paris,Cairo-Not a stone bridge Posts: 393	edit^ __________________ Always a ninja! I'm back, broseph!I'm friggin back!

09/03/2009, 06:03 pm	#777
prizna in on bad behaviour Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 1,268	Granted, but the money appears in my wallet. I wish I could Teleport to anywhere i want.

09/03/2009, 06:05 pm	#778
Darkblade07 ScrewtherulesIhavemoney Join Date: May 2008 Location: Venice,Ireland,Tokyo,Paris,Cairo-Not a stone bridge Posts: 393	granted,you teleport to McDonalds and notice that only you teleported...not your clothes i wish i could sing __________________ Always a ninja! I'm back, broseph!I'm friggin back!

09/03/2009, 06:11 pm	#779
prizna in on bad behaviour Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 1,268	Granted, but you are signed up with a contract, and eventually get so bugged by the paparatzi that you knock one of them out and get sentenced to life in prison because of a new law that was just passed which does not alow paparatsi to be hurt in any way. I wish i could get what ever food i want when i want it without leaving my house.

09/03/2009, 06:14 pm	#780
strobro Boot to the head Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Strong Bad's Mount Rideplace! USA Posts: 19	granted. you sing. badly. VERY badly. VERY badly. VERY badly. *VERY* badly. you sing so badly the world asplodes. it turns out it's only just your head. somehow... i brick i had a red button to push. that splows up the world. which is just your head. and a watermellon. for some reason. __________________ Credits credits credits! watching all the credits! look at all those names go by, not as good as eating pie, i hate you all i hope you die!!!!! this movie sucks so i'll say bye! if you tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a roof, how does it land? "i regect your reality and subsitute my own!" -Adam Savage JOHN WILLAMS IS THE MAN! fail. awkward...

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