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TookiGuy · 09/11/2009, 06:26 am

But then you'd not take your brain's advice and give it rest, and end up going crazy.

I wish we could "win" in this "Corrupted Wish" game.

Marduk · 09/11/2009, 06:45 am

You win the game. This thread dies and everybody hates you because you killed their fun.

I wish for something bad to happen.

TookiGuy · 09/11/2009, 08:24 am

But then something bad happens, and due to the nature of bad, it is bad for YOU. It's subjective, see? So something bad that YOU don't want to happen, happens.

I wish I didn't feel guilty for no justifiable reason.

Snicklin · 09/11/2009, 01:51 pm

Granted. You eventually get sick of not being depressed all the time and do a barrel roll into a pit of lava. Too bad.

I wish I was an expert at Flash Actionscript.

TookiGuy · 09/11/2009, 02:00 pm

Granted, but now you can't ever get laid.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Marduk · 09/11/2009, 02:04 pm

Had I meant I wished for nothing bad to happen to me I'd have said "I wish for something bad to happen to somebody else with absolutely no adverse consequences to myself, directly or indirectly".

I just wished for something generally bad to happen, to myself or not. Now; either I've made incorruptible wish or I've won the game.

However your wish is granted; you now no longer feel guilty for any reason that cannot be justified. Unfortunately your life history is altered (by the magic of the wish) and you now find a great deal of things about which you feel justified to be guilty about and that others might judge you to be guilty for. You live the rest of your life (however long that may be) going insane out of the paranoia that somebody will discover your dark secrets and expose them to the world or even taking out their own personal brand of retribution.

Sorry, Snicklin, I ignored your wish entirely.

Compy 386 · 09/12/2009, 04:26 pm

*to TookiGuy* Granted, but after two weeks no one tell the difference between you and a splattered rotten egg.

I wish fantastic fan fictions were recongised as such by creators.

*Darth Marsden* · 09/14/2009, 01:32 am

Granted, but the authors of these fan fictions are arrested for breach of copyright.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Ray-The-Sun · 09/14/2009, 10:24 am

Granted, but now the day is so long that you need to drink caffeine to stay awake.

I wish they'd make another goddamned Starfox game already.

StrongBadinator · 09/14/2009, 11:37 am

granted, but they use the ending where slippy had a family, and you only play as slippy raiseing a family. the sims, with frogs.

i wish that i had a giant stockpile of Dr. Pepper (the Soda, not a random guy.).

*Darth Marsden* · 09/16/2009, 01:43 am

Granted, but you suddenly realise that you don't even like Dr. Pepper.

I wish men could have multiple orgasms.

strobro · 09/16/2009, 05:44 pm

what the crap is an orgasm?

granted, but then you do a barrel roll into a pit of lava.

i wish that i won the game and then it started over.

Ray-The-Sun · 09/17/2009, 04:11 am

Granted. Unfortunately, You lost the game.

I wish people didn't immediately think of Fursuiters when the hear about furries.

*Darth Marsden* · 09/17/2009, 08:44 am

Granted, they now think about you. A lot.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

Ray-The-Sun · 09/17/2009, 12:18 pm

Granted but now you're like me and have horrible, HORRIBLE insomnia.

I wish more people played Sven Coop.

TookiGuy · 09/18/2009, 05:38 am

Granted, but then it becomes a fad, and 90% of the people playing are brainless sheep people.

I wish I could make decent money off of making music.

Ray-The-Sun · 09/18/2009, 07:09 am

Granted, But you're now Britney Spears.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

zombiemaniac · 09/19/2009, 07:55 am

you become krill and a whale comes and eats you. didnt think of that huh?

i wish my tv was broken

*Darth Marsden* · 09/19/2009, 09:53 am

Granted, but so is everything else in your house. Including you.

I wish I could get a decent job with a decent wage.

Ray-The-Sun · 09/19/2009, 02:52 pm

Granted but it's a boring job with the elderly home.

I wish I could draw worth a crap.

09/11/2009, 06:26 am	#801
TookiGuy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 192	But then you'd not take your brain's advice and give it rest, and end up going crazy. I wish we could "win" in this "Corrupted Wish" game. __________________ I hate all of you.

09/11/2009, 08:24 am	#803
TookiGuy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 192	But then something bad happens, and due to the nature of bad, it is bad for YOU. It's subjective, see? So something bad that YOU don't want to happen, happens. I wish I didn't feel guilty for no justifiable reason. __________________ I hate all of you.

09/11/2009, 01:51 pm	#804
Snicklin Ѫ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Corodas Posts: 375	Granted. You eventually get sick of not being depressed all the time and do a barrel roll into a pit of lava. Too bad. I wish I was an expert at Flash Actionscript. __________________ І Трогдор грѧда во ноктѣт.

09/11/2009, 02:00 pm	#805
TookiGuy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 192	Granted, but now you can't ever get laid. I wish I didn't have to sleep. __________________ I hate all of you.

09/12/2009, 04:26 pm	#807
Compy 386 OH, CHILD!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canada, for some reason... Posts: 228	to TookiGuy Granted, but after two weeks no one tell the difference between you and a splattered rotten egg. I wish fantastic fan fictions were recongised as such by creators. __________________ Do not get angry at the computer. The computer is already angry enough at you.

09/11/2009, 06:45 am	#802
Marduk Chimes in once in a while Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Wales Posts: 352	You win the game. This thread dies and everybody hates you because you killed their fun. I wish for something bad to happen.

09/11/2009, 02:04 pm	#806
Marduk Chimes in once in a while Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Wales Posts: 352	Had I meant I wished for nothing bad to happen to me I'd have said "I wish for something bad to happen to somebody else with absolutely no adverse consequences to myself, directly or indirectly". I just wished for something generally bad to happen, to myself or not. Now; either I've made incorruptible wish or I've won the game. However your wish is granted; you now no longer feel guilty for any reason that cannot be justified. Unfortunately your life history is altered (by the magic of the wish) and you now find a great deal of things about which you feel justified to be guilty about and that others might judge you to be guilty for. You live the rest of your life (however long that may be) going insane out of the paranoia that somebody will discover your dark secrets and expose them to the world or even taking out their own personal brand of retribution. Sorry, Snicklin, I ignored your wish entirely.

09/14/2009, 10:24 am	#809
Ray-The-Sun Well don't that beat all. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: E://body/arm.rbt Posts: 582	Granted, but now the day is so long that you need to drink caffeine to stay awake. I wish they'd make another goddamned Starfox game already. __________________ IT WAS HIS SLED! See how easy it is to press a spoiler tag out of curiosity? Don't do it again. This has been a paid message by the Association to Prevent Jerkfaces Ruining Your Games (APJRYG)

09/14/2009, 11:37 am	#810
StrongBadinator The Lurker Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: here. Posts: 170	granted, but they use the ending where slippy had a family, and you only play as slippy raiseing a family. the sims, with frogs. i wish that i had a giant stockpile of Dr. Pepper (the Soda, not a random guy.). __________________ Marzipan, did that guy just call me "Hot Pooey"? And invite me inside that bush?

09/16/2009, 05:44 pm	#812
strobro Boot to the head Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Strong Bad's Mount Rideplace! USA Posts: 19	what the crap is an orgasm? granted, but then you do a barrel roll into a pit of lava. i wish that i won the game and then it started over. __________________ Credits credits credits! watching all the credits! look at all those names go by, not as good as eating pie, i hate you all i hope you die!!!!! this movie sucks so i'll say bye! if you tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat and drop it off a roof, how does it land? "i regect your reality and subsitute my own!" -Adam Savage JOHN WILLAMS IS THE MAN! fail. awkward...

09/17/2009, 04:11 am	#813
Ray-The-Sun Well don't that beat all. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: E://body/arm.rbt Posts: 582	Granted. Unfortunately, You lost the game. I wish people didn't immediately think of Fursuiters when the hear about furries. __________________ IT WAS HIS SLED! See how easy it is to press a spoiler tag out of curiosity? Don't do it again. This has been a paid message by the Association to Prevent Jerkfaces Ruining Your Games (APJRYG)

09/17/2009, 12:18 pm	#815
Ray-The-Sun Well don't that beat all. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: E://body/arm.rbt Posts: 582	Granted but now you're like me and have horrible, HORRIBLE insomnia. I wish more people played Sven Coop. __________________ IT WAS HIS SLED! See how easy it is to press a spoiler tag out of curiosity? Don't do it again. This has been a paid message by the Association to Prevent Jerkfaces Ruining Your Games (APJRYG)

09/18/2009, 05:38 am	#816
TookiGuy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 192	Granted, but then it becomes a fad, and 90% of the people playing are brainless sheep people. I wish I could make decent money off of making music. __________________ I hate all of you.

09/18/2009, 07:09 am	#817
Ray-The-Sun Well don't that beat all. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: E://body/arm.rbt Posts: 582	Granted, But you're now Britney Spears. I wish I wish I was a fish. __________________ IT WAS HIS SLED! See how easy it is to press a spoiler tag out of curiosity? Don't do it again. This has been a paid message by the Association to Prevent Jerkfaces Ruining Your Games (APJRYG)

09/19/2009, 07:55 am	#818
zombiemaniac Failerz-r-us Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: STALKER Posts: 5	you become krill and a whale comes and eats you. didnt think of that huh? i wish my tv was broken

09/19/2009, 02:52 pm	#820
Ray-The-Sun Well don't that beat all. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: E://body/arm.rbt Posts: 582	Granted but it's a boring job with the elderly home. I wish I could draw worth a crap. __________________ IT WAS HIS SLED! See how easy it is to press a spoiler tag out of curiosity? Don't do it again. This has been a paid message by the Association to Prevent Jerkfaces Ruining Your Games (APJRYG)

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