The most incredibly random dream you've ever had?

[Gman5852]

I had a dream where my pet cat jumped into a tv and turned into baby luigi. I had to rescue him from that one snotty boy from barnyard.

Or a long time ago, I had a dream where Grim from Billy and Mandy was turning everyone into a zombie and was after me for some reason. He would either not find me or I'd outrun him during that dream. I woke up when he finally captured me.

[Guy in a Box]

Sorry for bumping, but I just had a good random one last night, and this time, it wasn't candy-induced.

I dreamt I was playing Super Mario Galaxy and was at the final boss battle. Then suddenly, somehow, Bowser magically turned into Wario. Then Wario cast a magic spell to lure all seeds in the universe to him, and they turned into "transmogrifiers", which were little seeds with clear drops of water underneath. I then had to fight Plant Wario, who could use plant breath on me (seriously, this wasn't candy-induced), and could shoot out Akira-esque planty tentacles at my face. I died in the game, got a game over, and woke up.

[WDeranged]

My last dream was about having some kind of skin eating disease in my belly button, the one before that involved the mercy killing of four or five cats...at least I think it was mercy, dreams huh?

[StrongBadinator]

Oddly enough, it's summer vacation and I had a dream about school. I went to school without a shirt on, but none of my teachers seemed to notice. I didn't even notice. My last hour teacher pointed it out to me, but then she started yelling and saying stuff like; "iF YOU DONT GET A SHiRT ON RIGHT NOW, YOULL NEED TO LEAVE MY ROOM!!" so I walked out of the room, but then this hobo-looking guy walked up to me and was like: "hey, dawg! U wanna taco? How 'bout 2? I'm gonna go get myself some pineapple French fries." then he opened up a locker and locked himself in. I knew that we'd be getting homework, so I went to my locker to put my swe at shirt on, but there was this large hole in front of it. Then a janitor walked up to me and told me to be careful near that hole. Immidietly after telling me, he shoved me into the hole.

Then I woke up. that janitor was mean.

[someguyfromazoo]

I had this dream here I was in the air in some big-ass tent. There was this bird on my back flapping it's wings, and firing oval shaped hings out of it's mouth a this big balloon animal. The Animal was firing beach balls at us, and there were punching bags coming out of the ground. There was some strange music playing too... how'd it go? Oh yeah!
Da du da du da du dadadum, diidlelelelelelel dunna dunna dunna dun, dunna dunna na na, dunna dunna dunna dunnna dun NA...
I swear I've heard it somewhere before...

[xheatherx]

I once had a dream where I was Elton John and I was playing a piano concert for the queen but then the lid fell onto my fingers and I woke up sitting bolt upright and screaming lol

[Astro Gnocci]

Not a dream of mine, but a friend told me she once dreamed that Darth Vader rang her grandmother's bell to give her a bus card.

[Gman5852]

I just recently had a dream where I woke up and had to go brush my teeth, when I opened the door to my bathroom, a dinasaur attacked me, when I woke up, mario and luigi was there attacking the dinasaur, then I woke up again and they were tapdancing, after about the 20th time, I finally woke up, but was thinking I was still in the dream.

[DarkStar Runner]

Let's see if I can remember....

Couple days ago, I had a dream of a mabinogi type dream...at least...that's how it started... Near the end of the dream, Luke was flying on a Penguin through the streets of London while a 100-ft tall Layton rampaged the city, with Don Paolo in his stomach watching all the carnage on a handheld television, wishing he were out there instead of inside Layton...

BEST. DREAM. EVER.

[Astro Gnocci]

Not so funny or random in itself, but i once dreamed i was messing around on my laptop in my student room.
I then woke up and realized i was late for a class. I started for the door, stopped, thought "wait, i'm forgetting my laptop' and started searching for it. I took me maybe two minutes to remember that i DONT own a laptop

[TOAST]

I had a dream where there was this one green stick man stuck in a box, then suddenly, he exploded, and then there was two stick men, then they exploded again and there was 4, then eight, then sixteen, then suddenly they all formed into one giant purple stick man and burst out of its box and started squishing miniature stick versions of my dog. He started yelping and I woke up, the yelping was actually my sister stubbing her toe on a couch! :P