Telltale Games

littlequietguy · 03/01/2009, 11:27 am

This thread may remind you of the Chuck Norris website. It is basically a thread where you post awesome fact(s) about telltale games.

I'll start:

Telltale is so awesome it is actually a living organism whose only joy comes from coming up with great games.

Telltale is so awesome it reads the minds of its fans and makes their thoughts into games.

Telltale is so awesome it revived the point and click genre with one hand.

natlinxz · 03/01/2009, 11:38 am

Telltale is so awesome it tells Lucasarts where to shove its "Super Starwars 3 Epic Jedi Battles" games.

Ray-The-Sun · 03/01/2009, 12:42 pm

Telltale is so awesome that with one hand, It made a whole season of Sam and Max goodness, and with the other it beat Chuck Norris until he Bled.

Telltale is so awesome that it Befriended Flint Norris. Such a feat had never before occurred, as Flint Norris snaps the neck of every person to enter a 20 meter radius.

Guy in a Box · 03/01/2009, 12:56 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by littlequietguy

Telltale is so awesome it revived the point and click genre with its mind.

Fix'd.

Ray-The-Sun · 03/01/2009, 01:07 pm

Telltale is so awesome, You crack it up.

Telltale is so awesome it could get power levels of Over 9000.

TrogLlama · 03/01/2009, 02:28 pm

Telltale has the power to kill a yak.
From two hundred yards away.
With MIND BULLETS.

ShaggE · 03/01/2009, 02:55 pm

High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits TellTale Games, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
TellTale Games, what is the secret of your power?
TellTale Games, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?

Now it's time for me to tell you about LucasArts
archrival and nemesis of TellTale Games, with powers comparable to TellTale Games.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a Star Wars franchise, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power... to move you?

History of TellTale Games and LucasArts,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go!
TellTale Games, what is the secret of your power?
TellTale Games, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?

When TellTale Games and LucasArts joined forces;
they formed a company the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,

LucasArts! And TTG!
"That's me."
We're now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!

TellTale Games, what is the secret of your power?
TellTale Games, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now,
Oh!

Take my hand!
LucasArts, we're gonna fly!
Bring out your Monkey Island sequels!
There's the Star Wars franchise!
Slice it's throat!
And grab it's ****
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your classic adventure IPs!

Guy in a Box · 03/03/2009, 11:46 am

@_@

My head has just exploded from the pure awesomeness of the last post.

Ray-The-Sun · 03/03/2009, 11:53 am

Telltale is so awesome, It can watch all of the different voice overs to 'Hugo the Movie Star' without getting creeped out.

TrogLlama · 03/03/2009, 01:57 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray-The-Sun

Telltale is so awesome, It can watch all of the different voice overs to 'Hugo the Movie Star' without getting creeped out.

There is an alternate interpretation to this post that I'm pretty sure was not intended.

Ray-The-Sun · 03/03/2009, 02:20 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrogLlama

There is an alternate interpretation to this post that I'm pretty sure was not intended.

You have added salt to the wounds that were placed in my mind previously.

[/ontopic] Telltale is so awesome that it can Fly. Without moving in any way.
Telltale is so awesome it can complete IWBTG in 2 seconds without dying on Impossible.

Harley Quinn · 03/12/2009, 08:56 am

Telltale is so awesome it beat Voldemort with a blink of an eye.

Marduk · 03/12/2009, 04:32 pm

Telltale is so Awesome that it completed World of Warcraft.

deadlinejon · 03/12/2009, 05:33 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marduk

Telltale is so Awesome that it made World of Warcraft with one hand while blindfolded hanging off the grand canyon upside down.

i fixed it.

splash1 · 03/12/2009, 09:54 pm

Telltale is so awesome.. And that's it..

Marduk · 03/13/2009, 02:51 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by deadlinejon

i fixed it.

You're saying that Blizzard is really TellTale in disguise? That's... so awesome!

Ray-The-Sun · 03/13/2009, 10:26 am

Telltale is so awesome it beat Kaizo Mario World with no input devices plugged into the PC.

Marduk · 03/13/2009, 01:34 pm

Telltale is so awesome; it can beat up your dad!

Harley Quinn · 03/14/2009, 02:27 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marduk

Telltale is so awesome; it can beat up your dad!

Dude, even my mum could beat up my dad. Now if you had said mum, then I would be impressed.

Ray-The-Sun · 03/14/2009, 08:16 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harley Quinn

Now if you had said mum, then I would be impressed.

Isn't that a felony?

03/01/2009, 11:27 am	#1
littlequietguy Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 11	Telltale is so awesome it... thread This thread may remind you of the Chuck Norris website. It is basically a thread where you post awesome fact(s) about telltale games. I'll start: Telltale is so awesome it is actually a living organism whose only joy comes from coming up with great games. Telltale is so awesome it reads the minds of its fans and makes their thoughts into games. Telltale is so awesome it revived the point and click genre with one hand.

03/01/2009, 11:38 am	#2
natlinxz Cooler than You Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Earth Posts: 703	Telltale is so awesome it tells Lucasarts where to shove its "Super Starwars 3 Epic Jedi Battles" games. __________________ Studies have shown that people who click on links to youtube channels in signatures are 60% happier. My Videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/natlinxz

03/01/2009, 12:42 pm	#3
Ray-The-Sun Well don't that beat all. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: E://body/arm.rbt Posts: 582	Telltale is so awesome that with one hand, It made a whole season of Sam and Max goodness, and with the other it beat Chuck Norris until he Bled. Telltale is so awesome that it Befriended Flint Norris. Such a feat had never before occurred, as Flint Norris snaps the neck of every person to enter a 20 meter radius. __________________ IT WAS HIS SLED! See how easy it is to press a spoiler tag out of curiosity? Don't do it again. This has been a paid message by the Association to Prevent Jerkfaces Ruining Your Games (APJRYG)

03/01/2009, 01:07 pm	#5
Ray-The-Sun Well don't that beat all. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: E://body/arm.rbt Posts: 582	Telltale is so awesome, You crack it up. Telltale is so awesome it could get power levels of Over 9000. __________________ IT WAS HIS SLED! See how easy it is to press a spoiler tag out of curiosity? Don't do it again. This has been a paid message by the Association to Prevent Jerkfaces Ruining Your Games (APJRYG)

03/01/2009, 02:28 pm	#6
TrogLlama Umm... not... pigeon. Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 996	Telltale has the power to kill a yak. From two hundred yards away. With MIND BULLETS. __________________ http://i43.tinypic.com/28hfnn9.jpg

03/01/2009, 02:55 pm	#7
ShaggE Deep Mushroom Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,316	High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds, There sits TellTale Games, sitting oh so proudly. Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck. Yeah, yeah. TellTale Games, what is the secret of your power? TellTale Games, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now? Now it's time for me to tell you about LucasArts archrival and nemesis of TellTale Games, with powers comparable to TellTale Games. What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight? That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes. How 'bout the power to kill a Star Wars franchise, from 200 yards away... with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle. How 'bout the power... to move you? History of TellTale Games and LucasArts, Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo. A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold, And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go! TellTale Games, what is the secret of your power? TellTale Games, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man? When TellTale Games and LucasArts joined forces; they formed a company the likes of which have never been seen, and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right, LucasArts! And TTG! "That's me." We're now Tenacious D! Come fly with me, fly! TellTale Games, what is the secret of your power? TellTale Games, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now, Oh! Take my hand! LucasArts, we're gonna fly! Bring out your Monkey Island sequels! There's the Star Wars franchise! Slice it's throat! And grab it's **** You take the high road, I'll take the low. There, the crevasse, Fill it with your classic adventure IPs! __________________ "This grass feels funny. It feels like... pants." - Kirby A song. Also a song.

03/03/2009, 11:46 am	#8
Guy in a Box More of a lurker nowadays Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Planet Claire Posts: 709	@_@ My head has just exploded from the pure awesomeness of the last post. __________________ - From Guy in a Box, the Resident Cloudcuckoolander

03/03/2009, 11:53 am	#9
Ray-The-Sun Well don't that beat all. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: E://body/arm.rbt Posts: 582	Telltale is so awesome, It can watch all of the different voice overs to 'Hugo the Movie Star' without getting creeped out. __________________ IT WAS HIS SLED! See how easy it is to press a spoiler tag out of curiosity? Don't do it again. This has been a paid message by the Association to Prevent Jerkfaces Ruining Your Games (APJRYG)

03/12/2009, 08:56 am	#12
Harley Quinn Max's Minion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Spiceworld Posts: 696	Telltale is so awesome it beat Voldemort with a blink of an eye. __________________ Sam and Max on Facebook!

03/12/2009, 04:32 pm	#13
Marduk Chimes in once in a while Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Wales Posts: 352	Telltale is so Awesome that it completed World of Warcraft.

03/12/2009, 09:54 pm	#15
splash1 Electric Tuna Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jungle Subway Posts: 2,588	Telltale is so awesome.. And that's it.. __________________ *inFamous, is the best game ever and you can't say it isn't cause it would a lie!!! SO THERE! Sam: "This goes down to fiery bowls of America's filthiest city." Max*: "You've been listening to my inner bathroom narration again!"

03/13/2009, 10:26 am	#17
Ray-The-Sun Well don't that beat all. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: E://body/arm.rbt Posts: 582	Telltale is so awesome it beat Kaizo Mario World with no input devices plugged into the PC. __________________ IT WAS HIS SLED! See how easy it is to press a spoiler tag out of curiosity? Don't do it again. This has been a paid message by the Association to Prevent Jerkfaces Ruining Your Games (APJRYG)

03/13/2009, 01:34 pm	#18
Marduk Chimes in once in a while Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Wales Posts: 352	Telltale is so awesome; it can beat up your dad!

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