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Marduk · 06/15/2009, 06:15 am

I was inspired by another thread (I'm not stealing an idea, somebody said that somebody else should be an insult sword fighter. I thought it would be cool to start a thread for insults).

Here's a few rules (I thought I'd list them formally as I've never invented my own forum game.... I say "invent" but I am aware that this is basically a variation of previous forum games).

Rules;

After you reply to an insult you have to make another for the next person to reply to.
You can't reply to your own insults.
Insults do not have to be in-line with monkey island but you will get extra points for it.
Insults do not need to rhyme but you'll get extra points for it.
Pirate 'lingo' is more than acceptable.
There is no point scoring system. Any and all points are purely honourific (like "brownie points") and may be awarded by anybody to anybody for any reason.
Please copy or quote the insult you're replying to to avoid confusing other members.
Don't steal insults from other members of the forums. Using famous quotes is ok.
NO SWEARING!
Nothing too lewd or suggestive or otherwise in conflict with the TTG forum terms and conditions. (Things that are only suggestive when given plenty of thought or if you happen to think of them in a certain light or that would go 'over the heads' of most people are acceptable but please try to use good judgement and edit your insult if another player thinks you're too rude).
No comments too personal to any on the Forums. If certain members of the forum have revealed anything personal to you or have demonstrated some kind of behaviour that might be embarrassing then please keep it to yourself. This is supposed to be a little fun; we're not aiming to really hurt people's feelings, here.

Hope that's not too many rules

Sheepbrush · 06/15/2009, 06:20 am

You fight like a tied up cow!

Pantagruel's Friend · 06/15/2009, 06:27 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheepbrush

You fight like a tied up cow!

I have to, or you couldn't follow!

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Destroying you will make the world a better place!

Sheepbrush · 06/15/2009, 06:37 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pantagruel's Friend

Destroying you will make the world a better place!

Kibble you would make a bad sausage!

I throw up every time I hear your name!

Edward VanHelgen · 06/15/2009, 06:39 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pantagruel's Friend

Destroying you will make the world a better place!

When i don't smell your breath, world is already a better place!

You are handsome as a baboon in a corsét!

tmsmyth4 · 06/15/2009, 06:44 am

I am rubber you are glue

Gryffalio · 06/15/2009, 06:47 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edward VanHelgen

When i don't smell your breath, world is already a better place!

You are handsome as a baboon in a corsét!

But I can outclass your looks without breaking a sweat!

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By the looks of your fightin' I'd say your mother taught ye' to fight!

Sheepbrush · 06/15/2009, 06:56 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gryffalio

By the looks of your fightin' I'd say your mother taught ye' to fight!

Well, I can't help you're my mother, right?

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You remind me of an orange!

Edward VanHelgen · 06/15/2009, 07:09 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheepbrush

You remind me of an orange!

How appropriate, your brains are just the size of it!

Is that your sword? Looks more like a needle for knitting!

Marduk · 06/15/2009, 07:09 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheepbrush

Well, I can't help you're my mother, right?

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You remind me of an orange!

You remind me of a disgarded syringe!

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You've been in more laps than a napkin!

hplikelike · 06/15/2009, 07:18 am

Quote:

You've been in more laps than a napkin!

At least I'M the clean one.

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Ye've got the intellegence of an Atari video game, and the looks to match.

Xocrates · 06/15/2009, 07:26 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edward VanHelgen

Is that your sword? Looks more like a needle for knitting!

All the better to sew your mouth shut!

Quote:

Originally Posted by hplikelike

Ye've got the intellegence of an Atari video game, and the looks to match.

At least I have some Class(ic)

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Didn't I see you last week in the monkey cage at the zoo?

Marduk · 06/15/2009, 07:35 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xocrates

Didn't I see you last week in the monkey cage at the zoo?

Ah yes, you were in the reptile house, right?....

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You smell!

Edward VanHelgen · 06/15/2009, 07:39 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marduk

You smell!

At least, i change my clothes from time to time!

I saw better swordsman then you on a theatre stage!

Gryffalio · 06/15/2009, 07:42 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marduk

Ah yes, you were in the reptile house, right?....

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You smell!

Having smelled your odour, i'm sure i'm in hell.

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Never before have I seen such a lackluster technique!

Xocrates · 06/15/2009, 07:47 am

Why do I always check this thread after someone skipped a post?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edward VanHelgen

I saw better swordsman then you on a theatre stage!

I bet their swords were sharper than your wit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gryffalio

Never before have I seen such a lackluster technique!

I'm sorry, but your fighting just causes me to fall asleep.

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I've seen sloths more agile than you.

Edward VanHelgen · 06/15/2009, 07:57 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gryffalio

Never before have I seen such a lackluster technique!

Even in your own sewing-boutique?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xocrates

I've seen sloths more agile than you.

So, you got that job of a zoo-keeper after all?

Soon, my sword will be wearing your feminine underwear!

Toothless Gibbon · 06/15/2009, 08:35 am

Does your mom want them back, or doesn't she care?

In just a few moments, you'll be food for my parrot.

Edward VanHelgen · 06/15/2009, 08:46 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toothless Gibbon

In just a few moments, you'll be food for my parrot.

Judging by your physique, he eats more then you a lot!

Your haircut is one of the worst on the whole Caribbean!

threepcross · 06/15/2009, 09:05 am

at least I can *afford* a haircut, you plebeian

I could beat you twice - in my sleep!

06/15/2009, 06:15 am	#1
Marduk Chimes in once in a while Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Wales Posts: 352	Insult Sword Fighting! (Create your own insults!) I was inspired by another thread (I'm not stealing an idea, somebody said that somebody else should be an insult sword fighter. I thought it would be cool to start a thread for insults). Here's a few rules (I thought I'd list them formally as I've never invented my own forum game.... I say "invent" but I am aware that this is basically a variation of previous forum games). Rules; After you reply to an insult you have to make another for the next person to reply to. You can't reply to your own insults. Insults do not have to be in-line with monkey island but you will get extra points for it. Insults do not need to rhyme but you'll get extra points for it. Pirate 'lingo' is more than acceptable. There is no point scoring system. Any and all points are purely honourific (like "brownie points") and may be awarded by anybody to anybody for any reason. Please copy or quote the insult you're replying to to avoid confusing other members. Don't steal insults from other members of the forums. Using famous quotes is ok. NO SWEARING! Nothing too lewd or suggestive or otherwise in conflict with the TTG forum terms and conditions. (Things that are only suggestive when given plenty of thought or if you happen to think of them in a certain light or that would go 'over the heads' of most people are acceptable but please try to use good judgement and edit your insult if another player thinks you're too rude). No comments too personal to any on the Forums. If certain members of the forum have revealed anything personal to you or have demonstrated some kind of behaviour that might be embarrassing then please keep it to yourself. This is supposed to be a little fun; we're not aiming to really hurt people's feelings, here. Hope that's not too many rules Last edited by Marduk; 07/15/2009 at 12:37 pm. Reason: Needed to edit incorrectly applied tags. And I wanted to add an extra rule.

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