Private Pirate Monkey Brainstorming...

[LuTHieR]

Some more books...

"Le petit priest"
"The voodooist manifesto"
"The priestess in the rye"

[Shmeh]

Here's some more suggestions for books. I haven't read all the books so I hope at least one of these hasn't been suggested:

Damn Quixote
Lady Chatterley’s Zombie
The Lord of the Gris-gris
Choosing for Whom the Bell Tolls
To Zombify a Mocking Bird
1601: A Sea Odyssey
Interview with the Zombie
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Carribean
The Handmaid's Tail
Memoirs of a Gekko

[LuTHieR]

Gee, the Voodoo Lady's library is gonna be HUUUUGE

[Sven_Q45]

Lol.
Books:
"Voodoo Dull: yawn" Dull, dull, dull
"Voodoo Soup: From Goodsoup" Well what food sounds like Voodoo?
Or:
"Voodoo Soup: From Kudu Goodsoup" Ya know the prezeln from MI 4.
"Americas next Voodoodoll"
"Voodoo Dummie"
Or:
"Pimp my Voodoodoll"

And at the end of all books another book:
"Voodoo puns (or jokes): Where did they come from?" I mean like in Monkey Island 2 with the book about the jokes.

Winds:
"Wind that blows you off the line."
Another meaning but with wind:
"Wind that blows you up."

[MusicallyInspired]

Disappearing in a Flash of Blinding Colours for Dummies.

[StanSalesman]

"1001 voodoo recipes"
"99 ways to hex your enemy"
"Top 10 secrets the spirits don't want you to know"

"How to convert a monkey into a wrench"
"The worlds most powerful gris-gris part I: Rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle"

"Into the swamp: there and back again"
"How I Got My Mojo Working in Muddy Waters"
"The good, the bad and the ugly voodoo dolls"
"Zombies Ate My Neighbors"
"Using austere powers to find your lost Mojo"

"The wind of change"
"The wind that blew me away"
"The wind that smells horrible"
"The wind that isn't a wind"
"The wind that blew it big time"
"Chasing the wind"
"The wind that blows away a Big Whoop map piece when you think you finally have it."
"The wind that always slows you down whether you go or come back"

My pirate name would be captain Dreadbeard

[Nightshadow]

"Horcruxes for the beginner pirate"
"How to use 'thy force' to move lemons"
"The Fellowship of the Monkey Mojo"
"The Two Chickens (without pulleys)"
"The Return of Bobbin Threadbare"
"Sam & Tex Hit the Mojo"
"Voodoo Mama: Exclusively for We"


"The wind that turn the bend"
"The wind that spoke too loud"
"The wind that spoke with murray"

My pirate name is Cap'n NightShadow

[Eggie]

There's so much in this thread, apologies if any of these have been done...

Books:
Fowl Play: 1001 Uses For A Rubber Chicken With A Pulley In The Middle
Generation Hex
Dreamtimes of my Father
The Men Who Sacrifice Goats
Mandrake Generation
Rot KillGrims Precious Little Undeath

Winds:
The Wind That Shakes The Barley
The Wind That Shakes The Marley
The Wind That shakes The Karzie
The Wind That Shakes A Bar, See
The Wind That Knocks Over Your Playing Card Towers Juuust As You Were Putting That Little Pointy Bit At The Top
The Wind That Winds You
The Wind That Blows Other Countries Darned Fishstick Factories Stink In Your Face
The Wind That That People In Horror Stories Somehow Manage To Mistake For Serial Killers
The Wind In Marin Pins Ginny To A Thing

Pirate name:
Peg-Shoulders Whitterton, scourge of the poop deck

[wannabe_pirate]

"Rubber Chicken Soup for the Soul"
"7 Habits of Highly Eclectic Voodoo Ladies"
"Threadbare and Back Again: A Bobbin's Tale"

"The Wind That Blows Through The Crack In The Window When You Are Trying To Sleep"

William Bandersnatch

[Lena_P]

Shmeh, you is teh funnay. Some more titles!

Hexes and Hexters
The Priestess Bride
The Ordinary Priestess
Pirate in a Strange Land
Remains of the Corpse
1001 Caribbean Nights
The Caribbean Mystique

[Silverwolfpet]

Originally Posted by LuTHieR

Gee, the Voodoo Lady's library is gonna be HUUUUGE

Hahahahaha!! True.

How about: "Voodoo OR What The Hell Did I Just Do?!"

[bvigec]

My book title suggestions:

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- Monkey Island Walkthrough from A-Z
- Fighting like a cow for dummies
- 1001 facts about pirates
- How to cook a human in less than an hour: The cannibal's dreambook
- YES WE CAN!: Pirating for the Beginner
- Max: A hairy-tale for not-so-small children

And the Winds:

- The Wind deep in the Caribbean
- The Wind of thousand winds
- The WINDows Vista Tips & Tricks
- The Wind that makes spitting easy
- The Wind of Monkey Island
- The Wind that blew you away
- The Wind underneath
- The Scorpion Wind of change

[AndyBundy]

"Unlimited Voodoo - The Limited Edition"

[Rebirth]

my Pirate Name: Dan "the Rebirth" McStrout

[Bagge]

"Undead love - Putting the 'end' in endorphins"
"Reversing bowel movement - the curse that keeps on giving"


- Bagge, the Burlesque Buccaneer

[Thespis]

I didn't make it through the entire thread, so I apologize if someone has already posted any of these:

Voodoo Books:

So You Want to be a Voodoo Priestess?
Much Ado About Threepwood
A Midsummer Night's Grog
Bring the Hex Back to Your Marriage
My Dinner with Captain Andre

[Todesreiter]

Book:

Dr. Voolittle ... Medical Voodoo for Beginners

[Sven_Q45]

"Some Voodoo to do"

[Soup]

The VooDoo Lady is Still a Lady, so I'm betting she has one or two ladies interest novels in her collection. (where applicable, I've linked to the book I'm parodying)
"The Pirate That Loved Me"
"Monkey Business"
"Red Sky at Night, Lover's Delight" Real Book
"That VooDoo That You Do"
"Confessions of a VooDooholic"
"Around the Sea Girls"
"A Spell to Remember"
"Breakthrough: Diplomacy and Gender in the Age of Marley"

There are many winds!
- The Wind at my Backside
- The Wind in the Willows
- The Wind of a Thousand Sneezes
- The Wind What Answers the Question of How Many Roads Must a Man Walk Down Before You Call Him a Man [credit goes to Ignatius for the original idea, I just think this sounds like a funnier name]
- The Wind What Passes as Gas in the Middle of Uncomfortable Silences
- The Wind
- The MAD WINDBREAKER WHAT BLOWS AT MIDNIGHT (MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS)!!!

Me Pirate name be Steamin' Hot Soup (Yarrr, puns!)

[apologies for repeats, I've not read the rest of the thread]

[ElNarez]

"(Don't) Fear The Reaper : Bring your loved ones back to life using only a cowbell !"
"The Slight Return of the Voodoo Child"
"Night Of The Living Bread : A beginner's guide to voodoo coking"
"Looking Intelligent By Purchasing A Lot of Books"

Pirate Name : José "Ouiche" Lorraine