Private Pirate Monkey Brainstorming...

[Ash735]

"Deus Ex Machina Made Easy"
"Songs for the Dead, and Undead"
"How to Change Your Voice and Escape Hunters"

"The Wind of Metal Gear, it can't be!"
"The Wind that challenged Chicago, and Won!"

[jukeboxhero]

Voodoo Books:
Scary Water and the Giblet of Mire [book 4 of 7]
Crime and Dismemberment
Blight Runner (now a motion picture from the bestselling novel)
Of Lice and Men - minor curses for the migrant ranch worker
Memoirs of a Witch Doctor
Chicka-Chicka-Voodoo (will there be enough goo?)
How to Make Foes and Torment People

The wind that rocked the cradle
Windy city wind
Wind in need is wind indeed

Name: Very Important Pirate #4

[shawnomatic]

Some winds:

The Wind That Steals Your Patio Furniture
The Wind That Smells Suspiciously Like Last Night's Dinner
The Wind Beneath Your Bedsheets
The Wind That Smells Like Burnt Toast And Then You Have A Seizure

Some books:

The Art of Erotic Voodoo
Using the Whole Bat: Voodoo in a "Green" Conscious Society
Voodoo Dolls as Pest Control
Rotten Teeth in a Bucket of Dead Animals: A Love Story

Some pirates:

Captain Poofyhat the Damned
Brownpants The Incontinent
Old John Sweatylips
HoofHands The Unfortunate
Captain Buttruckus
Grogmug Breafmint

[dantheape]

"Conveying plot points and you, volume 5"
"Coping with stereotypes"
"How to: Break the fourth wall without others catching on"


"The wind of a thousand butterflies flapping"

as far as my pirate name?

"Lardo McBiggbutt" im a big dude...i wear it proud

[TookiGuy]

I can't come up with a name right now, but why not add a book by Loogie Hawking? Geddit? Stephen Hawking? Loogie Hawking? Maybe something like "Open Telescope" (Remember that from SMI?)... Dunno... Maybe you guys can come up with something better...

[Aise]

About the books, "How to revive an adventure game after 10 years".

For the winds, the one Guybrush calls in CMI when the balloon comes back..
I'm don't speak english enough well to understand how does he say exactly.. "Unpredictable Caribbean ???"
You can hear that here, anyway:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlrkTxpLuYo

[Ne0n]

Vodoo:

-- Sgt. Peppers Lumpy Hearts Club Sandwitch

Wind:

-- The Wind that cannot blow up balloons
-- Windy Wendy

Piratename: Bob the Viking

[Mysterysheep]

"I Wanna Be A Pirate!: My Exciting Childhood"
"The Three Trials And Tribulations of A Wannabe Pirate"
"Low Fat Recipes For Cannibals"
"Insult Sword Fighting For Dummies"
"Fine Cuisine In The Tri-island Area"
"The REAL Secret of Monkey Island"
"The Wind That As Far As We Know May Not Be A Wind But Rather A Light Breeze"

Pirate Name:
Captain Grogswill No-Beard

[ADenial]

"Hex-rated"
"Of Zombies and Men"
"The Good, the bad and the zombie"
"Dude, where's my voodoo doll?"
"Vegetarian Voodoo"
"A Beginners guide to Hex"


"The Wind Cries Zombie"
"The Wind, as described by the body"
"The Wind that couldn't Whistle"

Pirate name - Flinty McDinty

[Ash735]

Originally Posted by Aise

For the winds, the one Guybrush calls in CMI when the balloon comes back..
I'm don't speak english enough well to understand how does he say exactly.. "Unpredictable Caribbean ???"
You can hear that here, anyway:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlrkTxpLuYo

He says Caribbean Trade Winds, Using that you could have "The Winds that once helped me on Plunder Island"

Oh and my Pirate name would be Ex-Captain Wolf Rogers.

edit: Changed name, prefer to be Ex-Captain living alone drinking Grog!

[Laserschwert]

"Oranges and How to Use Them in Satanic Rhymes"

[hplikelike]

"The Wind that Carries the Fresh Scent of Hamburgers When Your on a Diet"
"The Wind that Won't Shut Up"
"The Wind that Takes Away a Child's Balloon But Blows Back a Five Dollar Bill"
"Two Winds Colliding"
"Windsday Wind"
"Hurricane-Tornado-Sandstorm"
I don't know enough about MI to suggest any of the others.

[Sheepbrush]

The Wind That Blows Better Then The Majority of all Celebrities

[Melancton]

"The Zen of Voodoo"
"Chicken Soup for the Undead Soul"
"How I Defeated McChuck" by Snybrush Leepwood

The wind that blows sand in your backside.
Wind powerful enough to blow itself away.
Windy McWinderton.

Pirate name? Err...
Ian "Stabs-a-Lot-of-People" Jones

[Mike Haley]

Voodoo Books and Things

That Voodoo You Do - Impress your friends, co-workers, and even random strangers with these easy to learn Voodoo hexes and spells. Warning: May cause blindness in one eye.
To Serve Fruit: A Cookbook by Lemonhead - Surely, this would be a good read if for nothing more than to help fight off sea scurvy.
Mike Stemmle on Monkey 5 - Less is more, people.

Pirate Name

According to http://www.piratename.net, my pirate name is Bloody Kuda Mathis, but I don't like that, so how about Captain Mikebeard the Ruthless.

[Silverwolfpet]

Yaaay! Brain-storming! I love brain-storming!

From Voodoo Lady's personal collection:

"101 Voodoo Jokes" (to which Guybrush continues in the manner of a knock-knock joke) "Pin-Pin. Ouch!" (pause) "That's awful. No wonder it's a collector's LIMITED edition"
"All you need to know about Deja-Voodoo" G: I already read that.
“Voodoo: The Gathering”
“Acupuncture OR How to poke someone for fun and profit”
“Voodoo Princess: Poke-a-lot Barbie”
“All you ever wanted to know about Voodoo but were afraid to ask”
“Voodoo Lady Biography: I am NOT Whoopi Goldberg” (borrowed idea from Bizzaro )
“A needle in your butt, better than a sharp stick in the eye”
“How I Survived Locked Up in a Coffin” by Stan
“Coffins: Nails and Darkness” by Stan
“Silence is never an option” by Stan
“How to pitch your Voodoo Services” by Stan
“How I can see without eyeballs” by Murray
“Voodoo Magazine issue #24: Build your own rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle”
“TTG: The story of the Tall Talking Gorillas”
“My Monkey’s Uncle”
“I see freakin’ Bunnies!” by Alice (wonderland reference)
“Never follow the white rabbit”
“The Deranged Monkey: A Case Study”
“The Lord of the Strings” by Edward Van Helgen
“Sheep Tossing: You Don’t Wanna Know”
“Darn kids stole my whip” by Henry Jones
“Damned and Damnation: A Love Story”
“Her hand in marriage: The Graveyard Robber”
“Eat, Sleep and Rot: A Path to Illumination”
“Voodoo Zen: It hurts to think about”
“A Peg leg named Frank” by Captain P. Silverwolf
“Have you counted your teeth this morning?”
“My glass eye and the contact lens: police novel”
“Is this the bathroom?” by Toolait I. Pead
“The boy that wanted to become a pirate” by Bim Turton
“I kissed a chimp and I liked it”
“What happened in the last 9 years?” G: Hmm, the pages are blank in this one.
“There and back again…and again…and again” by LeChuck



Winds throughout the Caribbean:

The Wind that Killed Time
The Wind that You Can See
The Wind that You Can Smell
The Wind that Takes You By Surprise
The Wind that Wanted To Be a Real Boy
The Wind that Stole My Boot
The Wind that Groped My Wife
The 5 o’ Clock Wind
The Wind that Couldn’t Care Less
Rasta Wind
The Wind that Ate My Neighbors
The Wind that Has a Drinking Problem
The Wind that Cried “Typhoon”
The Wind that Never Shut Up
The Wind that Didn’t Feel Like a Brother to Pocahontas
Chilly Wind: The Wind that Liked Chilies
The Wind that Wanted to Become a Real-Estate Agent
The Wind of Despair
The Wind that Shot my Dog
The Wind that Bit Me
The Wind that Stole my Purse
The Wind that Broke my Marriage
The Wind that Blew my Fuse
The Wind that Chewed my Boots

Originally Posted by MarkDarin

HA!! I love it! Love the original book too. I'm odd that way.

Same here! Also "My voice shall guide you" by Eriksson.

My Pirate Name: Captain P. Silverwolf (it actually sounds piratey) Or, why not, Silverwolf Pet! Argh!

I'll come back with more...

[AndyBundy]

I thought of book titles and descriptions for each, hope you enjoy it. I'm non native english so maybe you make something better out of these descriptions.

"What seadogs are made of - and what you can make out of them" Several recipes for the hungry pirate on high seas. (Guybrush may say: Hey they even got a Haggis recipe barbeqstyle... or barberstyle)
"Malicious Mals de Mer - 5th anniversary Special Edition" - now with even more ill-ustrations.
"Amorous Voodoo" - For all uptight pals who wanna get gals.
"Hex Hex is no Tex-Mex" Not reviewed yet. To get more info ask your local "International House of Mojo"-shopkeeper.
(I thought of a possible dialogue:
Guybrush: What about the Tex-Mex book?
Voodoo Lady: There've been many complaints lately that my mojo is stolen from the Mexican culture.
Guybrush: Is there anything in common with the Mexican recipes and your voodoo recipes?
Voodoo Lady: If you don't follow the recipes step by step, the outcome is unforeseen.
Guybrush:... like global warming and rising sea levels?
Voodoo Lady: Exactly.)
"What the Hex?" Compendium of all mojos and voodoo spells that makes you live happily, while others die crappily.
"What to do with my Voodoo?" A guidebook for fast and efficient curse lifting with a multi-language audio CP (compact parrot) on the last page.
"Voodoo 2.0" The dos and don'ts about creating your own voodoo recipes. Samples of each ingredient included. Beware: Samples may be contaminated. Disinfect with boiling seawater before using.


The wind after a good ol' chili con carne eating contest.
Since there are so many sugestions I can't think of any good ones right now.


Piratename... uhh... what about Rotten Leg Andy or Pancreas Andreas... I may prefer the last one, cos you could translate it into German with "Bauchspeicheldrüsen Andreas" or "Bauchspeicheldrüsen Andy"

[xzodia]

Books:
"Three-Headed Monkey's and Where To Find Them"
"Pirate Dance Lessons: The Gaint Monkey Robot"
"Pirate Dance Lessons: The Grim Fandango"
"Pirate Dance Lessons: Insult Square Dancing"
"100 Things To Ask An Demoniacally Evil Talking Skull"
"Make Your Own Wind"
"Who's The More Windy? The Wind Or The Wind Which Follows It?"
"Voodoo For Dummies"
"How Much Wood Would Le Chuck, Chuck If Le Chuck, Were To Chunk Wood?"

Winds:
"The Wind of The Willows"
"The Wind of Herman Toothrot"
"The Wind Which Flew Away"
"The Wicked Wind of The West"
"The Tail Wind"
"The Head Wind"
"The Wind Which Follows You"
"The Break Wind"
"Amateur Wind"
"The Wind Of A Thousand Sneezes"

Pirate Name:
Captain Mad M. Bamford

[Emily]

Originally Posted by Eduardo

Trying to think during work hours: not good...

I'm sure your boss appreciates that.

[Tea]

I'm not witty enough to think of any books.

I'd say my pirate name is Joseph Stinkmuch
Or Frank Threesheets