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onlyamonkey · 06/12/2009, 01:47 pm

Booktitles:
* Voodoo for Dummies- A complete guide to pinning down your problems.
* Master of Puppets- How to not get strung out.
* One with the Pot- Feeling completely swamped? This stress reliever may be the answer to your problems!

Winds:
* The wind formerly known as Gus T.
* The wind that blows.
* The wind that blows...you away.

Pirate name:
* Smokey N. Chum

stryfeman · 06/12/2009, 01:50 pm

Zombie Survival guide
hex and the city
Making stew for 500

The wind that wrought the mountains
The wind of adventure
the wind of the willows

Dudejpg Fourply

fire2box · 06/12/2009, 01:53 pm

Pirate Geekwood.

Eduardo · 06/12/2009, 01:54 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emily

I'm sure your boss appreciates that.

Heh, should have phrased that better...

Luckily, I am doing freelance work, so is more about being distracted...

GuyMontague · 06/12/2009, 01:58 pm

Pirate Names:
The crew of William the 3rd's Surprise

Captain John James Thornhill
Bosun Louis Kent
"Old Charles" Laguerre
"Raging John" Heidegger
"Fancy John" Vanderbank
"Swinging Sam" Samuel Rich
"Lord God" Godfrey Hogarth
"Fat John" Sydenham
"Drunk Bill" William Bridgeman
William Kneller "the Knife"
"Pieous Bill" William Butler
"Young Jim" James Boson

Books:
A System of Voodoo Dynamics: 3rd Edition
"U is for Undeath" by Sally Graphton
The Year's Best Prophecies
The Psychology of Piracy

Winds:
The Wind that Blew too Far
The Breeze of One Thousand Sighs
The Crepuscular Draft

*ttg_Stemmle* · 06/12/2009, 02:04 pm

Man youze guys is funny (not to mention fast)!

Keep em coming,
Mike "Sea++, heh" Stemmle

Marzhin · 06/12/2009, 02:14 pm

Book titles :

Stan's Handbook of Mojo Mastery
42 ways to cook a monkey
Shrinking heads - a way of life
Sailing with Zombies
How I vaporized Ghost Pirate LeChuck, by G. Threepwood

Winds :

The Wind from the Deep
The Wind from where the sun does not shine
A small, pesky Wind
A cheeky Wind bent on mischief
Wind of Mass Destruction
The Wind that took my babe away
The No-Wind situation
A gentle wind with good education

Pirate Name :

Captain Bart Brimstone

CalBearRJ · 06/12/2009, 02:17 pm

The Hoodoo Voodoo Hullabaloo that You Do....by Drew McAdoo.

CalBearRJ · 06/12/2009, 02:19 pm

The wind I was once gone with.

EDIT: Or I guess if we're trying to be grammatically correct - The wind with which I was once gone.

DrRocketGenius · 06/12/2009, 02:24 pm

Quote:

What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf?

"Yoodoo Voodoo"
"Voo and Yoo"
"Doo the Voo"
"How I Learned to do Voodoo and How It Changed My Life: A Memoir"
(Insert Witty Author Name Here)

Quote:

For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

I don't know... little gusts of wind like someone whistling.
Wind that makes a flag ruffle.
The winds that blow your papers away.

Pirate Name: Not-So-Nice Nick (I guess. XD I dunno. XD)

Kezmoo · 06/12/2009, 02:34 pm

Wind that makes a loogie go further...?

Arodin · 06/12/2009, 02:34 pm

book titles found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf

"How to Make Voodoo Dolls and Influence People"
"How Do You Do That Voodoo That You Do?"
"Love Bombs: The Essential Safety Guide"
"101 Uses for Snake Tongues"
"Harry Potter Box Set, Books 1 - 7"

unique kinds of winds
strong winds
The Wind That Makes Your Eyes Squinty
The Wind That Carried the Smell of Baking Bread
The Wind That Gave You Goosepimples
The Wind That Gave Chicago It's Nickname

weak winds
The Wind That Failed to Blow Out Your Birthday Candles
The Wind That Tickled Your Neck
The Wind That Started the Butterfly Effect

-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?
Cobb Vandeventer

viz · 06/12/2009, 02:41 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ttg_Stemmle

Man youze guys is funny (not to mention fast)!

Keep em coming,
Mike "Sea++, heh" Stemmle

It has a ring to it, or perhaps a loop.

hockeyalltheway · 06/12/2009, 02:41 pm

Just tossing out some ideas for books...forgive me if they've already been said.

Animal Pharm
Hex Club -- first rule is you don't talk about it
The Curse of Wrath
Lord of the Potions

Yeah, they're lame...but at least I tried, right? *feels less lazy*

The Wind that Knocks You Off Your Peglegs
The Wind that Blows in a Sorta South-Eastern Direction
The Wind that Doesn't Technically Do Anything
The Wind. Deal with it.
The Wind that is Actually a Cunningly Hidden Cannon.

Pirate name is Victor the Vengeful, because to the Victor go the spoils.

LASD · 06/12/2009, 02:51 pm

Book:
Organ grinding and you (woah, this can mean three different things)

Winds:
The wind that always blows the wrong way
The wind that shivers timbers
or
The wind that makes timbers shiver

I'm not that good a pirate, so I go by the name of Landlubber Luke.

CalBearRJ · 06/12/2009, 02:58 pm

-The Real Secret of Monkey Island and Why You'll Never Know It by Gon Rilbert
-The Second Largest Book of Voodoo You'll Ever See

This is slightly OT, but semi-related: Is there any object in the game (a stick perhaps) that could be named the "Private Pirate's Club?" That would be awesome.

fatjoem · 06/12/2009, 03:05 pm

Books:
"Voodoo in a Nutshell - From Needles to Curses"
"Voodoo in 21 Days"
or better
"Voodoo in 21 Days - Defeat Chuck Norris with Voodoo in 21 Days"

Wind:
"The Wind the answers are blowing in"

Pirate Name:
"Fat Joe"

Lambchops · 06/12/2009, 03:07 pm

Niccely done to whoever it was who suggested "The Wind That Cried Mary"

-----

Books:

Simply Hexellent
Utterley Prophetic - The world's worst oracles

Winds

The Wind that dare not speak its name.
The Wind that generally impedes progress

Gryffalio · 06/12/2009, 03:09 pm

the wind that's overly frisky
the wind that callously corrupts children
the wind that wanted to be a tornado (but failed the exam)
the wind that cared
the wind from back in the day when I had to walk fifteen miles to the nearest...

"Tantalus' Torment: Voodoo as Stress-Reliever"
"Sisyphus: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Me"
"How to Make a Whole Lotta Cash Killing Childhood Dreams by James Warp"
"Life After the Beheading by Navigator-Head"
"Three Easy Steps to WORLD DOMINATION MWUHAHAHAHA by Murray the EVIL Skull"
"How to Direct a Naive Kid to His Gruesome Fate in Ten Easy Installments by Voodoo Lady"
"Education and Religion: Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, by Abraham Lincoln"
"Foodoo: The Craze Sweeping the Caribbean 'Foodoo has revitalized my mealtimes!' comment from Voodoo Lady"
"The First Church of LeChuck: Why Louisiana Must Burn by Allegro Rasputin"
"Terrorized to Life: Guybrush Threepwood Ruined my Death by The Artist Formerly Known as Ghost Pirate LeChuck"
"My Battle with Soda Addiction by Stan"
"I Hate Guybrush Threepwood by The Flying Welshman"
"I Hate Guybrush Threepwood by Elaine Marley; The Voodoo Lady; LeCuck; Carla; Otis; Stan; et al. In memory of Bob, ruthlessly sprayed down in his prime."

Wam · 06/12/2009, 03:16 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ttg_Stemmle

-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf?

"Cabri sans cor, How to sacrifice your neighbour but not your social life" by M. Gedde
Gabriel knight reference, I know it's from Sierra, but it's about voodoo, and the game was good

"Cursing and smilling" by H.Bliss

"What's in your head, zombi ?" by C.berries

"Is it a living beard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?" by E.marley

Quote:

Originally Posted by ttg_Stemmle

-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds

The wind that rewinds
The wind that smells like my feet
The wind that brings your hat back
The wind that took by books ideas away
The wind that defies explanation

Quote:

Originally Posted by ttg_Stemmle

-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

Solal "Crapaud des mers du Sud" De la Manche, barely French corsair
EDIT : in fact that's my son's pirate name

06/12/2009, 02:19 pm	#69
CalBearRJ Mighty Pirate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 65	The wind I was once gone with. EDIT: Or I guess if we're trying to be grammatically correct - The wind with which I was once gone. Last edited by CalBearRJ; 06/12/2009 at 02:30 pm.

06/12/2009, 02:51 pm	#75
LASD Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Finland Posts: 26	Book: Organ grinding and you (woah, this can mean three different things) Winds: The wind that always blows the wrong way The wind that shivers timbers or The wind that makes timbers shiver I'm not that good a pirate, so I go by the name of Landlubber Luke. Last edited by LASD; 06/12/2009 at 02:55 pm.

06/12/2009, 03:09 pm	#79
Gryffalio The Orphanage Attacked ME Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: York Posts: 668	the wind that's overly frisky the wind that callously corrupts children the wind that wanted to be a tornado (but failed the exam) the wind that cared the wind from back in the day when I had to walk fifteen miles to the nearest... "Tantalus' Torment: Voodoo as Stress-Reliever" "Sisyphus: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Me" "How to Make a Whole Lotta Cash Killing Childhood Dreams by James Warp" "Life After the Beheading by Navigator-Head" "Three Easy Steps to WORLD DOMINATION MWUHAHAHAHA by Murray the EVIL Skull" "How to Direct a Naive Kid to His Gruesome Fate in Ten Easy Installments by Voodoo Lady" "Education and Religion: Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, by Abraham Lincoln" "Foodoo: The Craze Sweeping the Caribbean 'Foodoo has revitalized my mealtimes!' comment from Voodoo Lady" "The First Church of LeChuck: Why Louisiana Must Burn by Allegro Rasputin" "Terrorized to Life: Guybrush Threepwood Ruined my Death by The Artist Formerly Known as Ghost Pirate LeChuck" "My Battle with Soda Addiction by Stan" "I Hate Guybrush Threepwood by The Flying Welshman" "I Hate Guybrush Threepwood by Elaine Marley; The Voodoo Lady; LeCuck; Carla; Otis; Stan; et al. In memory of Bob, ruthlessly sprayed down in his prime." __________________ We'll drink beyond the boundaries of sense We'll drink 'til we start to see lovely pink elephants Inside our heads, inside our beds, inside the threads of our pyjama legs So don't shoot 'til you see the reds of our eyes And an army of elephants marching behind From the day I was born 'til the night I will die All my lovers will be pink and elephantine!

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06/12/2009, 01:47 pm	#61
onlyamonkey Very Evil Monkey Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Fastlane, CU Posts: 613	Booktitles: * Voodoo for Dummies- A complete guide to pinning down your problems. * Master of Puppets- How to not get strung out. * One with the Pot- Feeling completely swamped? This stress reliever may be the answer to your problems! Winds: * The wind formerly known as Gus T. * The wind that blows. * The wind that blows...you away. Pirate name: * Smokey N. Chum

06/12/2009, 01:50 pm	#62
stryfeman Junior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4	Zombie Survival guide hex and the city Making stew for 500 The wind that wrought the mountains The wind of adventure the wind of the willows Dudejpg Fourply

06/12/2009, 01:53 pm	#63
fire2box Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 75	Pirate Geekwood.

06/12/2009, 01:58 pm	#65
GuyMontague Rhymes with Door-hindge Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 45	Pirate Names: The crew of William the 3rd's Surprise Captain John James Thornhill Bosun Louis Kent "Old Charles" Laguerre "Raging John" Heidegger "Fancy John" Vanderbank "Swinging Sam" Samuel Rich "Lord God" Godfrey Hogarth "Fat John" Sydenham "Drunk Bill" William Bridgeman William Kneller "the Knife" "Pieous Bill" William Butler "Young Jim" James Boson Books: A System of Voodoo Dynamics: 3rd Edition "U is for Undeath" by Sally Graphton The Year's Best Prophecies The Psychology of Piracy Winds: The Wind that Blew too Far The Breeze of One Thousand Sighs The Crepuscular Draft

06/12/2009, 02:04 pm	#66
ttg_Stemmle Telltale Team Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: East of Sun, West of Moon Posts: 176	Man youze guys is funny (not to mention fast)! Keep em coming, Mike "Sea++, heh" Stemmle

06/12/2009, 02:14 pm	#67
Marzhin King of Rock'n'Roll Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Montreuil, France Posts: 192	Book titles : Stan's Handbook of Mojo Mastery 42 ways to cook a monkey Shrinking heads - a way of life Sailing with Zombies How I vaporized Ghost Pirate LeChuck, by G. Threepwood Winds : The Wind from the Deep The Wind from where the sun does not shine A small, pesky Wind A cheeky Wind bent on mischief Wind of Mass Destruction The Wind that took my babe away The No-Wind situation A gentle wind with good education Pirate Name : Captain Bart Brimstone

06/12/2009, 02:17 pm	#68
CalBearRJ Mighty Pirate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 65	The Hoodoo Voodoo Hullabaloo that You Do....by Drew McAdoo.

06/12/2009, 02:34 pm	#71
Kezmoo Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 6	Wind that makes a loogie go further...?

06/12/2009, 02:34 pm	#72
Arodin Man of low moral fiber Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 157	book titles found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf "How to Make Voodoo Dolls and Influence People" "How Do You Do That Voodoo That You Do?" "Love Bombs: The Essential Safety Guide" "101 Uses for Snake Tongues" "Harry Potter Box Set, Books 1 - 7" unique kinds of winds strong winds The Wind That Makes Your Eyes Squinty The Wind That Carried the Smell of Baking Bread The Wind That Gave You Goosepimples The Wind That Gave Chicago It's Nickname weak winds The Wind That Failed to Blow Out Your Birthday Candles The Wind That Tickled Your Neck The Wind That Started the Butterfly Effect -- Lastly, what's your pirate name? Cobb Vandeventer

06/12/2009, 02:41 pm	#74
hockeyalltheway Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 25	Just tossing out some ideas for books...forgive me if they've already been said. Animal Pharm Hex Club -- first rule is you don't talk about it The Curse of Wrath Lord of the Potions Yeah, they're lame...but at least I tried, right? feels less lazy The Wind that Knocks You Off Your Peglegs The Wind that Blows in a Sorta South-Eastern Direction The Wind that Doesn't Technically Do Anything The Wind. Deal with it. The Wind that is Actually a Cunningly Hidden Cannon. Pirate name is Victor the Vengeful, because to the Victor go the spoils.

06/12/2009, 02:58 pm	#76
CalBearRJ Mighty Pirate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 65	-The Real Secret of Monkey Island and Why You'll Never Know It by Gon Rilbert -The Second Largest Book of Voodoo You'll Ever See This is slightly OT, but semi-related: Is there any object in the game (a stick perhaps) that could be named the "Private Pirate's Club?" That would be awesome.

06/12/2009, 03:05 pm	#77
fatjoem Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 30	Books: "Voodoo in a Nutshell - From Needles to Curses" "Voodoo in 21 Days" or better "Voodoo in 21 Days - Defeat Chuck Norris with Voodoo in 21 Days" Wind: "The Wind the answers are blowing in" Pirate Name: "Fat Joe"

06/12/2009, 03:07 pm	#78
Lambchops Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7	Niccely done to whoever it was who suggested "The Wind That Cried Mary" ----- Books: Simply Hexellent Utterley Prophetic - The world's worst oracles Winds The Wind that dare not speak its name. The Wind that generally impedes progress