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Nojh · 06/12/2009, 04:04 pm

So many responses already... but here are some ideas. Sorry if I repeat any. I skimmed everybody's but I can't compare 'em all.

Books:
"That Voodoo that you do: Guide to Love"
"The Secret Diaries of Marie Laveau"
"Disappearing acts (and other parlor tricks) Vol 5"
"Gris Gris and Grits: Homestyle cooking"
"Rubber chickens: To pully or not to pully."
"Interior Hexorating: A guide to a stylish home defense"
"Beginners guide to real estate"

Winds
"The Wabbling Wallowing Windy Winding Wind"
"The Wind that whistles too much"
"The Wind on a hot summer day."

Pirate Name
Captain Nojh, Terror of the 8th Sea

Wish I had more. Sorry.

fatjoem · 06/12/2009, 04:06 pm

"The compass we got from each other" by John L. and Richard A.

"Secret of the Lost Island: A Voodoo Conspiracy" by John L.

"How to make Tattoos speak" by Meathook

Derwin · 06/12/2009, 04:07 pm

Didn't have time to check for dupes, sorry.

Books
"Voodou and You: A Beginner's Guide"
"WHY JOHNNY CAN'T HEX: and what you can do about it"
"How to Win Friends & Influence People Without Their Consent"
"The Common Sense Book of Voudou"
"Love Potion Recipes: A Jealous Ex-Lover's Guide"

Wind phrases
The wind that closes more doors than it opens.
The wind that was breathed by God but inhaled by the devil.
The wind that excites even the most impotent of men. (erm, what? sorry)

Pirate Name
Captain Barbagrigio
"Grey beard"
or to be vain, Captain Derwin Barbagrigio

fatjoem · 06/12/2009, 04:15 pm

"Using Voogle to find the Secret of Monkey Island"

or

"Voogling the Secret of Monkey Island"

*Brendan* · 06/12/2009, 04:26 pm

The first person to suggest "Tuesdays with Murray" will be banned from the forums.

Here's my recommended bookshelf, valuing diversity first and foremost:

From Hex to Eternity
The Hex is a Lonely Hunter
The Fountainhex
Slaughterhouse Hex
Nineteen Eighty-Hex
The Postman Always Rings Hex
My Antonia, by Willa Cather

What? It's a good book. Everyone should have it.

Zinc · 06/12/2009, 04:28 pm

Pirate names:

The Phantom Manatee
Eddy Three-Hooks
Bilge Shipworthy
Rex Ramtoothmunson
Dr. Bojangles
Skippy

Other junk:

"Baby's First Tome of Curses"

Ash735 · 06/12/2009, 04:40 pm

"Waiting for Largo"
"This is not a Good Book"

Secret Fawful · 06/12/2009, 04:48 pm

Update: I have a final list made up of the best of the winds and books I came up with HERE

MORE WINDS -

The Penitent Wind That Passed
The Wind That Kissed My Wife And Stole My Booty
The Wind That Huffed And Puffed And Blew My House Down
The Windier Side Of The Tri-Island Area
The Winds From Unknown Waters
Stan's Breezy Winds tm
The Wind That Wants To Make An End Table Out Of You But Doesn't Have The Guts
A Lovely Wind of Death
The Anarchist Nonconformist Wind That Doesn't Follow Trendy Trade Winds
The Wind That Gave Me Swine Flu
The Wind That Backed Away From Chuck Norris
The First Wind On Earth
The Wind Of A Thousand Chinese Tortures
The Wind Who Can't Stop Gambling
The Wind Of The Three Trials
The Wind That No One But A Pirate Can Pass
The Wind That Maims And Bruises But Never Kills
The Wind That Knows What I Did Last Summer
The Wind With No Conscience
The Wind Called Wanda
The Wind That Sank Me
The Wind That Raided My Pirate-y Fridge
The Wind That's Not A Moon, But Is A Space Station
The Wind That Stole My Kidneys
The Wind That Cried Wolf
The Wind From Davy Jone's Locker
The Wind That Pronounced Threepwood Right
El Dorado - The Lost Winds Of Gold
From Trade Winds With Love
The White Wind That Took Me Leg
The Wind That Gave Me A Blue Screen Of Death
The Wind That Prefers Point and Click
The Wind That Prefers The Keyboard
The Wind Of Pure Happiness And Fluffy Pink Bunnys
The Wind That Loved Me And Left Me In Paris
The Wind That Ate Godzilla, Then Tokyo
One Of Those Filthy Video Game Convention Winds
The Wind From The End Of The World
The Wind Of Impossible Proportions
The Wind With A City On It
The Wind From Outer Space
The Wind I Found In My Socks
The Wind From My Closet
Not Just Any Wind
The Fastest Wind On Earth
The Smartest Wind On Earth
The Wind That Dug A Hole To China
The Wind That The Devil Has Nightmares About
The Wind That Believed In Santa Clause
The Wind That Married My Horse
The Evil Wind That Told Me He Was My Father
The Wind From Ms. Liberty's Nostrils
The Wind That Found Big Whoop
The Wind I'll Never Forget...What's That About Wind?
The Wind That Shall Not Pass
The Ominous Wind That Floated Around Shouting MWAHAHAHAHA!
The Wind That Told Me It's Life Story
The Wind That Was QUITE The Party Animal
The Wind That Killed Jimmy Hoffa

Lena_P · 06/12/2009, 04:48 pm

Oh, another book idea Euripides' Medea's Family Reunion. And she should probably have a Bravisima! lingerie catalog or two. (The real one is Bravisimo and she'd definitely be a regular buyer.)

OCKi · 06/12/2009, 04:55 pm

"The Good, The Bad and LeChuck"

"AAARRRRRRRHHHH!!!!!!! - A cookbook by real pirates, for real pirates.."

"The Best of the Barbery Coast - Limericks and swashbuckling poems by the famous trio!!"

"Ghost Rabbit - A saga in 16 books"

dantheape · 06/12/2009, 05:06 pm

1 or 2 more books

"Igpay Atinlay orfay Iratespay"
"Zombie Pirates Survival Guide"
a starbuccaneer's menu the size of a phone book
"Pirate to Klingon dictionary: from Arrrrgh! to Arr'gh!"

Tjibbbe · 06/12/2009, 05:17 pm

Hmm... Let's give this a try. I haven't read everything you guys wrote yet, so if I repeat something someone said earlier in this thread, my mistake!

For winds:

The Breeze of the Disoriented Seagull
The Wind of Ultimate Chillyness
The Storm of Stupifying Wetness

For books:

Dr. Shakalaka's Brain Training: Train your brain in minutes a day! - Transform your brains into the pets you've always dreamed of owning!

Deja Voodoo - Have I heard this joke before?

Piratename:

Mad Tjib McMadness

or

Tjibbe the Unwashable

Yeah, I'm not very good at this

Scapetti · 06/12/2009, 05:20 pm

Books:
The Arr-Arr Diaries
Hoodoo: The Science of Voodoo
1001 Islands You Must Visit Before You Die
1001 Hexes You Must Try Before You Die
etc.

Wind:
The Wind that passed the crack
The Wind in the Narrows
The Wind, oh the Wind, oh the Wind, oh the Wind
The Wind and the Clockworks

Pirate Name:
Cap'n Scapetti

fatjoem · 06/12/2009, 05:20 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tjibbbe

Deja Voodoo - Have I heard this joke before?
[B]Yeah, I'm not very good at this

I find that one very funny!

*Hero1* · 06/12/2009, 05:30 pm

Book: 10 week detox for pirates

Wind:The wind that smacks you in the face and then disappears

Pirate name: Anemic Mike

daltysmilth · 06/12/2009, 05:51 pm

Has anybody suggested "Inherit The Wind"?

glenfx · 06/12/2009, 06:00 pm

Hope these wherent thought about ^^ (sorry if they are duplicates)

.-"Just A Book"

.-"How to build a Business.- By Stan"
.-"How to build a Business again and again.- By Stan"

.-"Starting Over.- By Stan"

.-"Life inside a coffin.- By Stan"

.-"Beneath the mask.- By Lemon Head"

.-"Cannibals are people too"

.-"Skeleton songs for parents"

.-"Life and undeath as a pirate"

.-"Killer recipes.- by Griswold Goodsoup"

Lena_P · 06/12/2009, 06:30 pm

More book titles!

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hex (But Were too Afraid to Ask) (Someone used Voodoo instead of Hex so I’m listing it anyway, ha!)

Bertie Wooster Voodoos Through

Hex and Hexability

Much Ado About Voodoo

Jane Arrrr

I Know Why the Pricked Doll Screams

and of course,

Nobody Knows my Name

PariahKing · 06/12/2009, 06:35 pm

To Hex a Mockingbird

thesporkman · 06/12/2009, 06:56 pm

The Wind Against Which Mimes Walk.

Pride and Prejudice and Pirates.
Principia Piratica.

06/12/2009, 04:06 pm	#102
fatjoem Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 30	"The compass we got from each other" by John L. and Richard A. "Secret of the Lost Island: A Voodoo Conspiracy" by John L. "How to make Tattoos speak" by Meathook Last edited by fatjoem; 06/12/2009 at 11:52 pm.

06/12/2009, 04:48 pm	#108
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,225	Update: I have a final list made up of the best of the winds and books I came up with HERE MORE WINDS - The Penitent Wind That Passed The Wind That Kissed My Wife And Stole My Booty The Wind That Huffed And Puffed And Blew My House Down The Windier Side Of The Tri-Island Area The Winds From Unknown Waters Stan's Breezy Winds tm The Wind That Wants To Make An End Table Out Of You But Doesn't Have The Guts A Lovely Wind of Death The Anarchist Nonconformist Wind That Doesn't Follow Trendy Trade Winds The Wind That Gave Me Swine Flu The Wind That Backed Away From Chuck Norris The First Wind On Earth The Wind Of A Thousand Chinese Tortures The Wind Who Can't Stop Gambling The Wind Of The Three Trials The Wind That No One But A Pirate Can Pass The Wind That Maims And Bruises But Never Kills The Wind That Knows What I Did Last Summer The Wind With No Conscience The Wind Called Wanda The Wind That Sank Me The Wind That Raided My Pirate-y Fridge The Wind That's Not A Moon, But Is A Space Station The Wind That Stole My Kidneys The Wind That Cried Wolf The Wind From Davy Jone's Locker The Wind That Pronounced Threepwood Right El Dorado - The Lost Winds Of Gold From Trade Winds With Love The White Wind That Took Me Leg The Wind That Gave Me A Blue Screen Of Death The Wind That Prefers Point and Click The Wind That Prefers The Keyboard The Wind Of Pure Happiness And Fluffy Pink Bunnys The Wind That Loved Me And Left Me In Paris The Wind That Ate Godzilla, Then Tokyo One Of Those Filthy Video Game Convention Winds The Wind From The End Of The World The Wind Of Impossible Proportions The Wind With A City On It The Wind From Outer Space The Wind I Found In My Socks The Wind From My Closet Not Just Any Wind The Fastest Wind On Earth The Smartest Wind On Earth The Wind That Dug A Hole To China The Wind That The Devil Has Nightmares About The Wind That Believed In Santa Clause The Wind That Married My Horse The Evil Wind That Told Me He Was My Father The Wind From Ms. Liberty's Nostrils The Wind That Found Big Whoop The Wind I'll Never Forget...What's That About Wind? The Wind That Shall Not Pass The Ominous Wind That Floated Around Shouting MWAHAHAHAHA! The Wind That Told Me It's Life Story The Wind That Was QUITE The Party Animal The Wind That Killed Jimmy Hoffa Last edited by Secret Fawful; 06/14/2009 at 07:12 pm.

06/12/2009, 05:17 pm	#112
Tjibbbe Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 564	Hmm... Let's give this a try. I haven't read everything you guys wrote yet, so if I repeat something someone said earlier in this thread, my mistake! For winds: The Breeze of the Disoriented Seagull The Wind of Ultimate Chillyness The Storm of Stupifying Wetness For books: Dr. Shakalaka's Brain Training: Train your brain in minutes a day! - Transform your brains into the pets you've always dreamed of owning! Deja Voodoo - Have I heard this joke before? Piratename: Mad Tjib McMadness or Tjibbe the Unwashable Yeah, I'm not very good at this Last edited by Tjibbbe; 06/13/2009 at 01:47 am.

06/12/2009, 05:30 pm	#115
Hero1 conclusion jumper Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: melbourne, australia Posts: 1,770	Book: 10 week detox for pirates Wind:The wind that smacks you in the face and then disappears Pirate name: Anemic Mike __________________ Patience is a sharp razor to swallow...

06/12/2009, 06:00 pm	#117
glenfx Artist Wannabe Join Date: May 2007 Location: Caracas, Venezuela Posts: 242	Hope these wherent thought about ^^ (sorry if they are duplicates) .-"Just A Book" .-"How to build a Business.- By Stan" .-"How to build a Business again and again.- By Stan" .-"Starting Over.- By Stan" .-"Life inside a coffin.- By Stan" .-"Beneath the mask.- By Lemon Head" .-"Cannibals are people too" .-"Skeleton songs for parents" .-"Life and undeath as a pirate" .-"Killer recipes.- by Griswold Goodsoup" __________________ Blog Deviant Art

06/12/2009, 04:04 pm	#101
Nojh Bad Lurker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 65	So many responses already... but here are some ideas. Sorry if I repeat any. I skimmed everybody's but I can't compare 'em all. Books: "That Voodoo that you do: Guide to Love" "The Secret Diaries of Marie Laveau" "Disappearing acts (and other parlor tricks) Vol 5" "Gris Gris and Grits: Homestyle cooking" "Rubber chickens: To pully or not to pully." "Interior Hexorating: A guide to a stylish home defense" "Beginners guide to real estate" Winds "The Wabbling Wallowing Windy Winding Wind" "The Wind that whistles too much" "The Wind on a hot summer day." Pirate Name Captain Nojh, Terror of the 8th Sea Wish I had more. Sorry.

06/12/2009, 04:07 pm	#103
Derwin Max's PH-Neutral Chewtoy Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Colorado, USA Posts: 736	Didn't have time to check for dupes, sorry. Books "Voodou and You: A Beginner's Guide" "WHY JOHNNY CAN'T HEX: and what you can do about it" "How to Win Friends & Influence People Without Their Consent" "The Common Sense Book of Voudou" "Love Potion Recipes: A Jealous Ex-Lover's Guide" Wind phrases The wind that closes more doors than it opens. The wind that was breathed by God but inhaled by the devil. The wind that excites even the most impotent of men. (erm, what? sorry) Pirate Name Captain Barbagrigio "Grey beard" or to be vain, Captain Derwin Barbagrigio

06/12/2009, 04:15 pm	#104
fatjoem Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 30	"Using Voogle to find the Secret of Monkey Island" or "Voogling the Secret of Monkey Island"

06/12/2009, 04:26 pm	#105
Brendan उपुपूओऌपिअ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The open road Posts: 59	The first person to suggest "Tuesdays with Murray" will be banned from the forums. Here's my recommended bookshelf, valuing diversity first and foremost: From Hex to Eternity The Hex is a Lonely Hunter The Fountainhex Slaughterhouse Hex Nineteen Eighty-Hex The Postman Always Rings Hex My Antonia, by Willa Cather What? It's a good book. Everyone should have it.

06/12/2009, 04:28 pm	#106
Zinc Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 14	Pirate names: The Phantom Manatee Eddy Three-Hooks Bilge Shipworthy Rex Ramtoothmunson Dr. Bojangles Skippy Other junk: "Baby's First Tome of Curses"

06/12/2009, 04:40 pm	#107
Ash735 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 1,152	"Waiting for Largo" "This is not a Good Book"

06/12/2009, 04:48 pm	#109
Lena_P Capricious, Quirky Kook Join Date: May 2008 Location: West of Mount Diablo! Posts: 2,003	Oh, another book idea Euripides' Medea's Family Reunion. And she should probably have a Bravisima! lingerie catalog or two. (The real one is Bravisimo and she'd definitely be a regular buyer.)

06/12/2009, 04:55 pm	#110
OCKi Adventure-Game Oracle Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Norway Posts: 274	"The Good, The Bad and LeChuck" "AAARRRRRRRHHHH!!!!!!! - A cookbook by real pirates, for real pirates.." "The Best of the Barbery Coast - Limericks and swashbuckling poems by the famous trio!!" "Ghost Rabbit - A saga in 16 books"

06/12/2009, 05:06 pm	#111
dantheape Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 13	1 or 2 more books "Igpay Atinlay orfay Iratespay" "Zombie Pirates Survival Guide" a starbuccaneer's menu the size of a phone book "Pirate to Klingon dictionary: from Arrrrgh! to Arr'gh!"

06/12/2009, 05:20 pm	#113
Scapetti The Pixel Director Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Aberystwyth, Wales Posts: 306	Books: The Arr-Arr Diaries Hoodoo: The Science of Voodoo 1001 Islands You Must Visit Before You Die 1001 Hexes You Must Try Before You Die etc. Wind: The Wind that passed the crack The Wind in the Narrows The Wind, oh the Wind, oh the Wind, oh the Wind The Wind and the Clockworks Pirate Name: Cap'n Scapetti

06/12/2009, 05:51 pm	#116
daltysmilth Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 75	Has anybody suggested "Inherit The Wind"?

06/12/2009, 06:30 pm	#118
Lena_P Capricious, Quirky Kook Join Date: May 2008 Location: West of Mount Diablo! Posts: 2,003	More book titles! Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hex (But Were too Afraid to Ask) (Someone used Voodoo instead of Hex so I’m listing it anyway, ha!) Bertie Wooster Voodoos Through Hex and Hexability Much Ado About Voodoo Jane Arrrr I Know Why the Pricked Doll Screams and of course, Nobody Knows my Name

06/12/2009, 06:35 pm	#119
PariahKing I Have Arrived Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,327	To Hex a Mockingbird

06/12/2009, 06:56 pm	#120
thesporkman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 961	The Wind Against Which Mimes Walk. Pride and Prejudice and Pirates. Principia Piratica. Last edited by thesporkman; 06/12/2009 at 07:04 pm.

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