That's right, I'm spillin' the beans on launch day. Red-haired, Weird-nosed Telltale Employee #3 ate the last raspberry cheese danish this morning so all y'alls who get the game today get a special treat. Raspberry Cheese Cheat Codes!

Moosehead mode:
In order to unlock this mode, take the grumblecake to Pom Pom's basement. When Pom Pom's dad asks for a cold one, throw the grumblecake at Trivia Time. This will distract him. Now you can hit Pom Pom's dad with the discount brick. When he wakes up, his amnesia will be gone and now you'll have a moosehead for a head.

Make Soda Popinski Puke:
This one is Wii-only. Buy a 28.8k modem. Hook your Wii up to it. Download something from the Wii Shop Channel. Wait until Mario has collected 9,000 coins. Make sandwich. Now start a new game and go into the computer room. Put 2 Wii remotes up to your head like devil horns and do kind of a little dance. KIND OF. Congratulations.