Telltale Games

Alright listen up, gamertypes! This is the place where I'm gonna be complaining about how these Telltales won't use any of my ideas. Mustard-gun peripheral for the Wii-mote? NIXED! That shaky blue/red, Rad Racer-style 3D that makes your headaches puke up smaller headaches? KAIBOSHED! The "flame cubicle" I wanted to install in the Telltale offices? SBLOUNSKCHED!!

Oh, and don't get me started on all my proposed titles they rejected. They scoffed at the genre-bender "Strong Bad: Sudoku Puzzmaster" and didn't have the guts to name the game "Strong Bad's 9.5 rating in Nintendo Power or ELSE Challenge '08." Hopefully the "mayonnaise cubicle" I installed while the Telltales were at lunch will get them to start properly respecting my style.